To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
“Why did you put chopsticks in your brain?”
“I didn’t know where else to put them”
3 posted on
11/28/2023 2:51:08 PM PST by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
11/28/2023 2:51:11 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
11/28/2023 2:52:53 PM PST by
mware
To: nickcarraway
That’s why I always count ‘em before I leave a Chinese restaurant. Because you never know...
To: nickcarraway
9 posted on
11/28/2023 2:56:20 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: nickcarraway
11 posted on
11/28/2023 2:57:49 PM PST by
Songcraft
( )
To: nickcarraway
So, I’m not the only one...I don’t feel so dumb, now.
12 posted on
11/28/2023 3:04:44 PM PST by
Eagles6
(Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
To: nickcarraway
“..I says to the waiter; “You walk like you got a stick up your a**!” It was just a joke. The Waiter snatched my beer and threw it in my face, and hit me with the empty glass. So we started fightin’ next to the Sushi Table. I pulled his toupee off.
Next thing you know, I’m pushed out of the restaurant, their front door slamming behind me. Nobody apologizing. My new dress shirt was soaked and stained brown from the dark ale!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
14 posted on
11/28/2023 3:15:54 PM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: nickcarraway
I guess if you go to sleep while eating in bed…
16 posted on
11/28/2023 3:20:38 PM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
To: nickcarraway
How drunk do you have to be to get into a fight and not remember getting chopsticks stabbed up your nose?
17 posted on
11/28/2023 3:34:05 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
To: nickcarraway
Alcohol was involved, ... and an altercation ensued.
18 posted on
11/28/2023 3:38:13 PM PST by
meadsjn
(, )
To: nickcarraway
I thought this story was going to be about an Eastern medicine version of a forceps baby.
-PJ
19 posted on
11/28/2023 3:40:54 PM PST by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: nickcarraway
20 posted on
11/28/2023 3:44:15 PM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve had a headache for the last few days. I wonder ...
22 posted on
11/28/2023 3:55:59 PM PST by
gitmo
(If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
To: nickcarraway
Your odds of being killed by chopsticks in the brain are low, but never 0…
23 posted on
11/28/2023 4:48:25 PM PST by
aMorePerfectUnion
(I didn't come here to guide lambs, but to awaken lions - 🦅MAGADONIAN⚔️)
To: nickcarraway
Well it looks like my sainted Irish mother was right when she said: “Never run with chopsticks in your nose!”
25 posted on
11/28/2023 5:31:50 PM PST by
PTBAA
To: nickcarraway
He did the “chopstick challenge”, then got drunk and forgot he stuck them up his nose?
28 posted on
11/28/2023 7:32:16 PM PST by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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