Posted on 11/27/2023 1:28:25 PM PST by Navy Patriot
DUBLIN — Overlooked in the chaotic situation that unfolded in recent days, Irish citizens made history as they engaged in violent rioting while completely sober for the first time ever.
"This is truly unprecedented," said Professor Blake Rumsey, sociologist and lead historian at the Institute of Knowledge. "Throughout recorded history, we've never seen this type of Irish upheaval in the absence of copious amounts of beer, whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It is both surprising and impressive to see Irish citizens proving their collective ability to stage a riot while not the least bit intoxicated."
Irish citizens in Dublin began to violently protest the nation's unfettered immigration policies after a migrant injured multiple children last week, shocking authorities with both the riot itself and their sobriety. "We surein' were not expectin' a wild band o' sober hooligans," said Patrick O'Shaughnessy, Dublin Police spokesman. "We're used t'dealin' with a rowdy bunch o' drunken rabble-rousers, but this was very different. Turns out rioters are much more dangerous when they aren't properly hammered."
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I know this is satire. It has to bee................
Nicely done, however I believe it is Ridicule.
It is ridicule. We Irish Americans can take it, however, it is ridicule
That the Irish would remain sober and spring to the defense of women and children including demonstrating against an oppressive anti-Irish, anti-women-and-children Government, is a badge of strength, honor and civilized behavior for all Irish.
Walk a little taller, you earned it.
“We Irish Americans can take it, however, it is ridicule.”
I had an acquaintance in Tennessee fresh over from Ireland. He and his teenage son were all the time telling me Irish drinking jokes.
A lot of golf jokes yes? Wives?
God permits satan to use whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world, if they so choose.
Actually, I believe this is at least one time the Good Lord has inspired the Irish to Shine.
Oh yes. I have some Irish relatives. They know more Irish drinking jokes than anyone. It’s like a reverse pride thing to them.
Maybe a backhanded compliment, but like most White cultures, can roll with it.
I've wager it was a very short riot (how long does it take to draw a Guinness?).
The Irish have a formidable sense of humor. In an elaborate riff, two visiting Irish cousins insisted that since the Irish had become mostly sober in recent years, their primary distinction was that they were the ugliest people in Europe.
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