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What Will The Mark of the Beast Be? Here are 17 Possibilities
Babylon Bee ^
| November 12, 2023
| Staff
Posted on 11/14/2023 10:16:17 AM PST by Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:16:17 AM PST
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Twotone
To: Twotone
My takeaway: Keep a Silver Bullet handy for the guy you see with a Man Bun, wearing a Fanny Pack and Crocs!
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:19:20 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Twotone
I thought it was:
18. Reading Harry Potter.
19. Listening to Christian metal.
20. Drinking while Baptist.
21. Clapping in church that wasn't Pentecostal.
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:20:35 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Twotone; lightman
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:21:52 AM PST
by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:24:56 AM PST
by
Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
The man bun on top of the head is far worse than the man bun in the back.
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:31:53 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tell It Right
19. Listening to Christian metal.The Bee usually makes me laugh, but this list gave me a particularly good chuckle. I grew up in a Pentecostal church, and it wasn't just Christian rock, but ANY rock music. It was demonized almost weekly. And let's not forget women wearing jeans...
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:32:33 AM PST
by
AnglePark
(My opinion is the most worthless thing I own.)
To: Tell It Right
19. Listening to Christian metal. Hank said it best.
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:35:17 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Twotone
Re: Man buns. Whenever I see one I look at the person wearing it and think: Sissy. Wuss. It really could be the mark of the devil!
To: AnglePark
During my teenage years in a Baptist church I'd every now and then visit my friend's church -- an Assembly of God church. They called themselves "Pentecostal" in that they believe (as I do) that the Acts 2 spiritual gifts that happened that year on the Day of Pentecost still occur today (as well as many other spiritual gifts like in 1st Corinthians 12, Romans 12, and Ephesians 4). They were a majority white church that always thought they were black when the worship band played. LOL And there were a few times that they had Christian Rock bands play there on a Friday night.
They were really big on encouraging people to meditate on Jesus in your free time using whatever means spoke your language (i.e. rock music) as long as the message was louder than the medium and as long as the message was true to the Bible. But reduce how often you meditate on worldly ways (i.e. don't listen to music that pushes worldly teachings). IMHO that's sound advice no matter if we're talking about music or television or internet or whatever.
And for the past 39 years most of the music I've listened to has a Christian message (probably about 95% of more) and half of it has a rock n roll bent. LOL
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:43:36 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:46:05 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:47:24 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Twotone
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:50:20 AM PST
by
equaviator
(If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
To: Tell It Right
Dancing while Baptist............
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:52:08 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: teeman8r
what did hank say?He said, "You're not making Christianity any better; you're just making rock and roll worse."
To: Twotone
Listening to Country Music but you can’t tell what country.................
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:54:23 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: AnglePark
My favorite Christian metal band;
Twisted Scripture.
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:55:12 AM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(I stayed drug - free going on 64 years for this?)
To: Twotone
Fanny packs are for dudes that like having their fannies packed.
Real men carry their extra cargo in fishing vests.
To: Larry Lucido
11. Any Los Angeles Dodgers gear - Obviously.
It took me a while to figger this one....LOL!.............
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:55:58 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Twotone
A digital Social Security Card
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posted on
11/14/2023 10:56:05 AM PST
by
Fai Mao
( Starve the Beast and steal its food)
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