Posted on 11/08/2023 11:29:07 AM PST by Navy Patriot
CAMBRIDGE, MA — The President of Harvard University, Claudine Gay, announced today that the university has installed Jew detectors at all entrances.
"This is a step in the right direction," President Gay told reporters. "It might not be the last step. We are always looking for a final solution to the Jewish problem on campus."
The move to install Jew detectors at all entrances comes amidst a wave of anti-semitic attacks on campus. The hope in using the detector system is that, once detected, Jewish students can be safely concentrated away in a location or camp where they will be free to be Jewish away from the other students.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I assumed that this news was received by e-mail from California’s governor Newsome.
Sure enough, the Harvard President is a girl. How did I suspect that without even looking? Besue females who generally do not belong in these positions are equivocal and lack reason and accountability just like Melvin Udall said.
FUGEDDABOUDDDITTT.
Harvard is so Gay
Humorous, but this is wrong in so many ways.
BZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz ...
They aren’t doing it ... yet ... but I bet some of ‘em are THINKING it.
The Bee isn’t as far ahead of reality as it once was.
Length versus angle at tip?
All it takes is a slight adjustment of their gaydar.
The headline made me laugh. :)
If not, why not?
Lord, please don’t strike me down for laughing at this. 😂🤣
I think Harvard want’s a lighter shade of yellow, and English.
Ditto - lol !!!
Cartoonist Al Capp had Harvard students pegged 57years ago. Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything. (S.W.I.N.E.)
https://artanddesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/alcapp-counterculture.jpg
This needs to be used by every stand-up comedian in the country although most wouldn’t dare.
I would not be surprised if they were to do such.
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