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Florida man finds large iguana in his toilet
UPI ^ | 25 October 2023 | By Ben Hooper

Posted on 10/26/2023 6:07:20 AM PDT by Red Badger

VIDEO AT LINK............

Oct. 25 (UPI) -- A Florida man found an iguana in the bowl of his toilet and documented the experience on video.

Gary Greenspan, of Hollywood, recorded video when he found the invasive lizard lurking in his commode.

"There's nothing like getting up in the morning and finding an iguana in your toilet," Greenspan says in the video. "It is alive."

His narration says he summoned a trapper to remove the iguana.

"I don't know if it was just looking for a spa day or what, but it's huge," Greenspan says. "Once they remove it, I'll be a happy camper and hopefully so will the iguana."

Greenspan said the iguana vanished back down the toilet drain before trappers arrived, hopefully returning to the sewer system instead of waiting to make a second appearance.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floridaiguana; floridaman; iguana
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I hate it when this happens.............
1 posted on 10/26/2023 6:07:20 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Iguana in my toilet sounds like a good name for a rock band or a novelty song.


2 posted on 10/26/2023 6:09:46 AM PDT by xp38
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Them’s good eatin’


3 posted on 10/26/2023 6:11:03 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

Gotta watch what you eat.


4 posted on 10/26/2023 6:11:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Red Badger

I found a rat once in my in laws winter cottage in Florida. We went over to check the place, I had to use the toilet so I turned the water on and the rat came up out of the neck into the bowl and was swimming frantically. I almost had sat down . Shut the lid and called my husband who dispatched it.


5 posted on 10/26/2023 6:11:32 AM PDT by lilypad
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To: Red Badger

“Iguana”. Is that what they’re calling it now? They used to call it a “dookie”.


6 posted on 10/26/2023 6:14:35 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The Truth is like a lion. You don't need to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.)
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To: lilypad

When I was a kid growing up in Mississippi, I awoke one morning, went to the bathroom and there was a huge possum grinning at me in the tub.....................


7 posted on 10/26/2023 6:15:16 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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8 posted on 10/26/2023 6:15:41 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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I don’t wanna
Iguana
In my toilet.....................


9 posted on 10/26/2023 6:16:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: dfwgator

And soaked in sewage makes ‘em extra tasty!


10 posted on 10/26/2023 6:16:47 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants ( "It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled."- Mark Twain)
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To: Red Badger

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” - Groucho


11 posted on 10/26/2023 6:23:17 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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When I worked in Mexico in the ‘90s, iguanas would come up the bathtub drain sometimes where I was living. No big deal, just chase them out the door.


12 posted on 10/26/2023 6:30:33 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Damn. Where did he eat the night before?


13 posted on 10/26/2023 6:31:28 AM PDT by william clark (A man who is unwilling to be proven wrong has little regard for truth.)
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To: Red Badger

Just another way to look at this...

An iguana, living in a toilet, finds Floriduh Man.


14 posted on 10/26/2023 6:31:47 AM PDT by C210N (We're at war: Make them have to cheat so much it becomes comical, then ridicule them into oblivion.)
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To: Red Badger

Nic Cage and iguanas, courtesy of Werner Herzog...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kknXBbnppzA


15 posted on 10/26/2023 6:33:07 AM PDT by Third Person
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16 posted on 10/26/2023 6:33:08 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Iguana in my toilet sounds like a good name for a rock band or a novelty song.

Well, the closest I could get was "Mexican Radio" by "Wall of Voo-Doo".

I wish I were in Tijuana
Eating barbecued Iguana


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw
Mexican Radio

17 posted on 10/26/2023 6:33:50 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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Iguana in my toilet sounds like a good name for a rock band or a novelty song.

I saw Iguana in my Toilet open for Wall of Voodoo in 1983...

Wall of Voodoo Mexican Radio


18 posted on 10/26/2023 6:34:27 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Curse you, Dr. Sivana!


19 posted on 10/26/2023 6:35:20 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin
No big deal, just chase them out the door.

Yeah? You and whose army!


20 posted on 10/26/2023 6:35:28 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Everyone thinks you were executed. Stay dead - you'll live longer. (A. Breakspear, "Carnival Row"))
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