Iguana in my toilet sounds like a good name for a rock band or a novelty song.
Gotta watch what you eat.
I found a rat once in my in laws winter cottage in Florida. We went over to check the place, I had to use the toilet so I turned the water on and the rat came up out of the neck into the bowl and was swimming frantically. I almost had sat down . Shut the lid and called my husband who dispatched it.
“Iguana”. Is that what they’re calling it now? They used to call it a “dookie”.
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” - Groucho
When I worked in Mexico in the ‘90s, iguanas would come up the bathtub drain sometimes where I was living. No big deal, just chase them out the door.
Damn. Where did he eat the night before?
Just another way to look at this...
An iguana, living in a toilet, finds Floriduh Man.
Good grief, that was a very small Iguana. Hope he never runs into an actual huge one.
Many years ago, I slipped into my office on a Saturday morning to clean up some things from the day before. At about 9 am, I got a frantic call from my daughter who had still been in bed but said that there was a massive house shaking thud on the roof that occurred right above her. I went home to find tracks leading up to the house where due to some landscaping, the eavestrough can almost be touched with one’s hand at one point.... it’s a single storey house. Looking up on the roof, I could see some shingles that had been disturbed... and on the other side of the house there were some skidded hoof marks on the lawn. Then I walked through the backyard to my neighbor’s place... she promptly said “you should have been here 10 minutes ago... a 12 point buck just cleared the hedge and ripped through here....”]
Better than the guy who sat down on his toilet only to have his privates bit by a python which had come up from the sewer....
I'd really rather wait for the Far Side cartoon.
the iguana vanished back down the toilet drain before trappers arrived, saying:
I should have taken a left at Albowlquirky.
Headline of the day - winnah!!!
so, what color was that “iguana”, anyway?
i just came to this thread for the jokes ...