Posted on 10/26/2023 6:07:20 AM PDT by Red Badger
VIDEO AT LINK............
Oct. 25 (UPI) -- A Florida man found an iguana in the bowl of his toilet and documented the experience on video.
Gary Greenspan, of Hollywood, recorded video when he found the invasive lizard lurking in his commode.
"There's nothing like getting up in the morning and finding an iguana in your toilet," Greenspan says in the video. "It is alive."
His narration says he summoned a trapper to remove the iguana.
"I don't know if it was just looking for a spa day or what, but it's huge," Greenspan says. "Once they remove it, I'll be a happy camper and hopefully so will the iguana."
Greenspan said the iguana vanished back down the toilet drain before trappers arrived, hopefully returning to the sewer system instead of waiting to make a second appearance.
They are harmless, but scary looking..................
Mexican restaurant......................
I always thought that movie was about giant iguanas attacking people.
Good grief, that was a very small Iguana. Hope he never runs into an actual huge one.
That’s bigger than a drain iguana. More like a main sewer iguana.
Many years ago, I slipped into my office on a Saturday morning to clean up some things from the day before. At about 9 am, I got a frantic call from my daughter who had still been in bed but said that there was a massive house shaking thud on the roof that occurred right above her. I went home to find tracks leading up to the house where due to some landscaping, the eavestrough can almost be touched with one’s hand at one point.... it’s a single storey house. Looking up on the roof, I could see some shingles that had been disturbed... and on the other side of the house there were some skidded hoof marks on the lawn. Then I walked through the backyard to my neighbor’s place... she promptly said “you should have been here 10 minutes ago... a 12 point buck just cleared the hedge and ripped through here....”]
The iguanas were no problem, but I quit walking around the place barefoot after the night watchman killed a coral snake right outside my room.
Better than the guy who sat down on his toilet only to have his privates bit by a python which had come up from the sewer....
I'd really rather wait for the Far Side cartoon.
the iguana vanished back down the toilet drain before trappers arrived, saying:
I should have taken a left at Albowlquirky.
A Komodo in my commodo
Headline of the day - winnah!!!
so, what color was that “iguana”, anyway?
i just came to this thread for the jokes ...
They change colors depending on the background................
“They change colors depending on the background”
so, the one in the toilet would be brown?
I would think white!..............
I once had a high school rock band called “The Iridescent Sharks’’.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.