4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages

Babylon Bee ^ | October 19, 2023 | Staff

[ConservativeInPA]

TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by Hamas.

"Here's the deal," Biden mumbled to the gathered media. "Nobody's ever done anything like this. We're going to send 100 million…billion trillion…100 thousand…all of the…the…100 million dollars to…to the…to the folks that…those folks there. Philistines. Planetfiends. Palestines. Palestinians. And in return, I have asked for none of the people being held hostage by Hamas to be released. I worked hard on this deal and held firm until they agreed to take it. I showed them who's boss. Marginzarfinabit…"

The deal, which was quickly agreed to by the Palestinian Authority, is believed to provide much-needed humanitarian relief to the Palestinian people by funding the purchase and assembly of more rockets, bombs, and small arms. "Our people are starving and thirsty," said Palestinian Authority spokesman Omar Hassan Bakalakadaka. "This influx of funding from the United States will go a long way toward paying for further violent acts to be perpetrated against Israeli civilians. Thank you, President Biden, and death to Israel."

[FlingWingFlyer]

Congress needs to force the demented pedophile to use his own money when he pulls this kind of crap. It’s their job to care for our money and make sure it isn’t stolen or wasted. They aren’t doing their job. Impeach the Pedo.

[Nateman]

Stolen elections have consequences.

[metmom]

This world is a target rich environment for the Bee.

[Navy Patriot]

Love the new Hard News Bee!