[Firehath]

preliminary report from hdqts

beep dah beep beep beep

code is broke

beep beep beep dah beep dah beep

message from God

liberals think hubris is Hebrews

overload on pc - bs - cow dung - mud hut crap

no space left for a sane thought on earth anywhere

[Jamestown1630]

Get back to us when you’ve slept it off.

[nwrep]

You forgot “Bismillah!”

[umbagi]

covfefe!!!

[ought-six]

You took the brown acid, didn’t you.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall

[KarlInOhio]

Kamala, quit drunk posting! You sound crazier than usual.

[Deaf Smith]

Are You Experienced?

[TornadoAlley3]

“When were they ever weren’t “

🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

[Libloather]

Water cannons. Don’t forget the water cannons.

[citizen]

Still fruitlessly lusting for attention, I see.

[sjmjax]

Good sense, innocence, cripplin’ mankind
Dead kings, many things I can’t define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothin’ to lose

Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around

[gundog]

[Allegra]

my microwave is round like bread

plaid shag carpet of my soul

oranges and cottonmouths at the teller window

i’d like fries with that please

[mitch5501]

Don’t know how anyone could argue with any of that!
Not only was it authentic frontier jibberish, it also said exactly what everyone was thinking!

[Songcraft]

"This will then thusly, thus thereafter will therefore thusly then."   (Quote from the Veeper, Comical Harelip.)

[NorthMountain]

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

[Nateman]

And Lucy is still in the sky.
With diamonds!

[x]

Congratulations, this is just the sort of nonsensical dribble that gets 5,000 responses and stays active for years.

[Chode]

up the dosage or the voltage...