Posted on 10/14/2023 1:16:09 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
SWEETWATER, TX — As the rest of the world sits on edge due to the leader of the terrorist organization Hamas calling for a global day of jihad, residents of the state of Texas seemed entirely unconcerned.
"Global day of what now?" asked native Texan Barry Windham as he wiped his freshly oiled AR-15 with a rag. "Not sure I'm familiar with that term. Out here, we don't really listen to all the stuff going on everywhere else. We'll let everyone else get all wrapped up in that. Anyway…you ever see what happens to a cantaloupe when you hit it dead-on from about 10 yards away?"
Citizens throughout Texas towns were seen calmly going about their normal business, enjoying the early fall sun, and showing absolutely no worry about the threat of radical Islamic terrorists striking at any moment. "Oh, I think they know better than that," said Stan Hansen with a smile as he loaded his 12-gauge shotgun with buckshot shells. "There's a reason you see that type of thing happen in places where folks aren't allowed to own massive arsenals that take up several rooms of their homes. Those terrorists may want to die, but they apparently don't want to die badly enough to come to Texas. We'll make it happen for ‘em!"
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More dead on investigative reporting from the Bee.
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I heard automatic weapons fire all morning Thursday and I live in Ohio.
Just some audio influence for any hard thinking muslim I suppose.
This Jersey boy has always admired folks in The Lone Star State.
Don’t Mess With Texas!
Besides, we had an eclipse to get ready for. Who cares what nutters in blue states or cities or countries [coffaustincoff] get up to.
Missouri outside of KC and St Louis is pretty much in line with TX.
My son and I use cantaloupes and small water melons as targets for all calibers. A .22 will show you how accurate you are, but bring out the Mini 14 and those things blow up.
My son prefers a .45 long colt.
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