Disbelief as woman who slurped 48 oysters on first date wonders what went wrong(He went to the bathroom and didn't return)

Daily Mail ^ | 10-13-23 | EMMA SALETTA

[dynachrome]

A woman has gone viral after noisily slurping down 48 oysters at a Georgia restaurant while out on a first date.

The woman, who goes by the name EquanaB on TikTok, revealed in a video [warning: graphic language] that she met up with her date at Fontaine's Oyster House in Atlanta. She proceeded to order four dozen oysters and noisily knocked them back during the dinner - that's where it all started to go wrong.

While waiting for her date to come out of the bathroom, the woman was angered to learn that he had left the restaurant - in apparent disgust over her insatiable appetite for shellfish.

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Once she finished the 48 oysters, the women ordered crab cakes and red-skinned potatoes, which she said were a 'ten out of ten.'

[Red Badger]

The time has come the Walrus said,
To talk of many things.....
Of ships and strings and sealing wax,
And cabbages and kings........

[Jacquerie]

Spoken like a mid-westerner.

[Fledermaus]

I must have the wrong place. I paid $25 for a 6 oyster sample plate. 6 different types.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Also, note that the tab for her food (oysters and crab cake platter) alone was at least $100 and she left an $11 tip.
I am surprised she left any tip. Black folks just don't tip.

[Drew68]

I wonder what that cost...

I read she ordered over $200 in appetizers and drinks just for herself before her date fled out the bathroom window.

[NorthMountain]

Of why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings ...

[StAnDeliver]

A ‘little humor for these times’? A semi-pro chasing off her john because she would have smelled like an oyster from top to bottom? In Blacklanta? Stiffing her with the tab instead of stiffing her later? On FreeRepublic? Unamused.

[metmom]

EquanaB, eh?

[metmom]

The oysters looked disgusting.

I might be willing to try them if I was starving to death and there was NOTHING else to eat.

Otherwise, no thanks.

[Drew68]

Bad tipper too?

She left $11 on a $200 tab.

To be fair, this is about $10.95 more than her demographic usually tips.

[StAnDeliver]

So Blacklanta it hurts ... cannot be unseen ...

[NorthMountain]

Eons ago, I would routinely hit a “raw bar” for drinks and snacks after work with a couple of coworkers. One of the guys loved raw oysters with tabasco sauce. Nasty ... looked the product of tuberculosis.

[VMI70]

“ROFLOL! You win the internet for today!”

I think Mr. Tony could be in the running for winning something a lot bigger than just today. One of the funniest retorts I have ever read.

[FLT-bird]

NEVER meet for dinner on the first date. Always meet for drinks or coffee.

Dinner comes only if she passes the test.

[Qwapisking]

maybe if she’s sucked down 49 oysters it could have worked.

[Chode]

peak culture...

[Texas resident]

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I’m the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can’t figure out how come they don’t weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have...

Hat tip to Weird Al Yankovik.

[Rocco DiPippo]

Bwahahaha! I’m still laughing! You win the internet today!

[VMI70]

Recently, I have noticed a disconcerting trend in which several posters read racism into simple observations.

The woke crowd is a bad influence on otherwise normal people and adopting it is unseemly.

[Rocco DiPippo]

I agree. IMO that's usually true because of an epic weight problem, a sickeningly inflated sense of self worth, a disgustingly loud, foul mouth, an undeserved sense of entitlement and/or an unpleasant, aggressive demeanor.

The Oyster Queen is around a "2" out of "50" in my book, in other words a "five bagger": One bag for my head. Two for her, one for my dog's and another to cover the fish tank with.