Posted on 10/12/2023 10:10:33 PM PDT by TigersEye
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
But Biden will interrupt that as bombing America too. Linda should be a little more specific. /s
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As tensions escalate in the Middle East following the deadly terrorist attacks by Hamas on Israel, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham sought to resolve the conflict and restore peace to the region by calling for the United States to begin bombing every country in the world."It's the only solution," Graham said to reporters while advocating for even more hostilities. "If we want to restore peace throughout the world, the only realistic answer is to lay waste to every single nation around the globe."
"What about nations that have no involvement in the conflict?" asked reporter Michael Fuller.
"They're all involved," Graham answered. "Bomb ‘em all. Gone. All of ‘em. Bombs, bombs, bombs. Burn it all down, baby!"
"What about Paris?" Fuller asked.
"Have you seen the demographics of their population?" Graham responded. "Bomb ‘em."
"Montreal?" Fuller pressed.
"Make it a parking lot," Graham said resolutely.
"Tokyo?" Fuller asked, finally.
"Glass the place," Graham answered.
When asked what he expected to be the result of so much widespread bombing, Graham was indifferent. "They'll all know who's boss," he said. "Nothing will stabilize the entire world and ensure the safety of the American people like making every single country in the world hate the United States. On top of all that, some of us will also make massive amounts of money, so I'm very much in favor of this idea."
At publishing time, Graham had reportedly already made a series of phone calls to the Pentagon to inquire about how many "gigantic nukes" the U.S. currently has on hand.
It’s just good sense. Oh, sure, some of our friends will be a little cranky about the whole thing but they’ll get over it. The problem is going to be when we bomb enemy territory: New York, Chicago, San Francisco, and Washington DC.
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See post #3 for the text ... that I momentarily misplace.
We need to put up fences so they don’t surge into Real America.
Build the Walls!
No it isn’t about time.
This nonsense is being spewed by a DC fag puppet from South Carolina.
Wait a week or two and it’ll go away.
Others see it!
“glass the place” is funny.
I think it’s well past time!
We should nuke the moon as well.
No, but it seems in reality he does want to send our money to every country on earth.
We should nuke the moon as well.
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10 percent interest will draw gold off the moon.
20 percent interest will draw gold off Mars.
0 percent interest is where a fag named Graham does what his warfare masters in DC want.
Let’s do that first! :)
Lol
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Is this satire?
Lindsey voted and lobbied for huge Covid deals (plural) and then voted for two couple Trillion bills - and then he called a Press Conference to say he wanted to change the Constitution to require a balanced budget.
He’s nuts.
I think we should start with Switzerland. That Swiss Miss Cocoa is nasty.
Thank you for that. I live in Jakarta, and for some reason the Bee is blocked here.
Right now, we only need to do that to one.
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