Posted on 10/09/2023 12:20:44 PM PDT by dynachrome
The Bible says that while connected as one Body, we are all different parts of the Body of Christ -- so what body part are you? Take the Babylon Bee's quiz to find out!
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I turned out to be the ‘eyebrow’.
Why does it even matter, as long as you are?
You are: The EYEBROW in the Body of Christ
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No one knows how important you are until you’re gone.
Big Toe here!
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LOL...none of those answers fit me. I picked the closest ones but I DO know more than three chords. LOL.
I’m a “Kneecap” (The Protector)
Big Toes of The Church Unite! We have nothing to lose but our smelly socks ...
But “seriously” ...
Jesus didn’t wear socks; they hadn’t been invented yet. And the lady with the costly perfume washed His feet ... so being His big to is kinda cool, really ...
You help keep the Body free from impurities and stay healthy - and if you're not Baptist, process alcohol! Yay!
I’m the rectum.
Sure, laugh all you want - try living without me!
I’m a metaphor.... not to be taken literally
Just ask Whoopi Goldberg!
As irreverent as the Bee and the comments are, yours make me snicker.
Fifty years and more ago, during basic training at the delightful Fort Polk, Louisiana, our drill sergeant warned us about two headed alligators in the marshes, one head on each end. Two headed? Yup. No rectum. Try taking a sh.... That's why they are angry and so-o-o dangerous.
One thing is surely sure. We should find humor in things. A smile can be your umbrella, but a rifle with multiple clips can be your solution to many situations. Laugh, FRiend.
And the world wonders just what you're up to....
Rectum?
Love the Bee.
I have chills and a little freaked out………..I am the BIG TOE”.
Sincerely,
TOEspi
Also the Big Toe
Talk about a website that is Java Scripted. Everyone and their momma is running on that site. Can’t see much without allowing it. No thanks.
I’m the bile duct.
Rectum? Darn near killed um.
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