I’m the rectum.
Sure, laugh all you want - try living without me!
As irreverent as the Bee and the comments are, yours make me snicker.
Fifty years and more ago, during basic training at the delightful Fort Polk, Louisiana, our drill sergeant warned us about two headed alligators in the marshes, one head on each end. Two headed? Yup. No rectum. Try taking a sh.... That's why they are angry and so-o-o dangerous.
One thing is surely sure. We should find humor in things. A smile can be your umbrella, but a rifle with multiple clips can be your solution to many situations. Laugh, FRiend.
And the world wonders just what you're up to....
Rectum?