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The Marines Need Help Finding a Lost Stealth Fighter and Nobody Can Stop Laughing
PJ Media ^ | 9-18-2023 | STEPHEN GREEN

Posted on 09/18/2023 8:15:21 AM PDT by servo1969

Those F-35 stealth fighters must be even closer to invisible than I thought because the Marines lost one on Sunday and nobody can find it.

A Marine piloting the special vertical takeoff and landing version, the F-35B, suffered some kind of “mishap” and was forced to eject over South Carolina. He ejected safely. He’s fine. We can go on and laugh. The plane, however, was nowhere to be found. Weighing in at over 32,000 pounds even when it isn’t filled with jet fuel, you’d think the missing jet would be easy to find, but no.

There was genuine concern that the autopilot might have been on, meaning that there was an $80 million fighter jet gently cruising around over South Carolina with no pilot and no canopy. Sunday drivers, amirite?

So whoever runs the social media for Joint Base Charleston took to Twitter to ask for help finding the super-invisible stealth fighter.

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An early report from NBC noted that “The jet was left in autopilot mode so there’s a possibility it could still be airborne somewhere over South Carolina.” That was early Sunday evening. Surely, it’s run out of fuel by now. (Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.)

But no one seems to have seen or heard the thing crash.

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: f35; fighter; fighterpilotejected; lost; marines; pilotejected; planelost
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To: servo1969

They should just buy a replacement. As soon as they do, they’ll find the old one.


21 posted on 09/18/2023 8:29:55 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I’m going to check my backyard right now.


22 posted on 09/18/2023 8:30:11 AM PDT by Palmetto State Conservative
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To: servo1969

The plane was beamed into a mothership and is now in a galaxy far away.


23 posted on 09/18/2023 8:31:23 AM PDT by Colo9250 ( All Republican moderates need to go in 24)
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To: servo1969
I've seen this movie before.


24 posted on 09/18/2023 8:32:19 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: servo1969

So, ATC radar no work? Plane grabbed by an alien ship’s tractor beam? Chicoms remote controlling it to land safely in Beijing? Any reports of loud crashes, black smoke, and the smell of fuel burning? Satellite imagery not able to locate it?


25 posted on 09/18/2023 8:32:21 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it? )
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To: Gunslingr3
"...killing local teenage resident Wim Delaere Donny Darko."
26 posted on 09/18/2023 8:34:08 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perhaps we should be less concerned with who we might offend and more concerned with who we inspire.)
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To: servo1969

27 posted on 09/18/2023 8:34:40 AM PDT by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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To: servo1969

Try Google earth.


28 posted on 09/18/2023 8:34:43 AM PDT by mware
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To: servo1969

Flying in zombie mode.


29 posted on 09/18/2023 8:35:12 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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To: servo1969

There is SO MUCH phone-home technology on these things that it is hard for me to believe it vanished. Even at the bottom of the ocean or a deep lake something would be pinging.


30 posted on 09/18/2023 8:36:06 AM PDT by devane617 (Discipline Is Reliable, Motivation Is Fleeting..)
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To: servo1969

The thing could have landed itself by now and is just sitting on some runway somewhere muttering “I’m here. Nobody sees me. Why doesn’t someone see me?”


31 posted on 09/18/2023 8:36:15 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: SkyDancer

Why did the pilot pop out when the plane was still flying? I must be missing something.


32 posted on 09/18/2023 8:37:02 AM PDT by devane617 (Discipline Is Reliable, Motivation Is Fleeting..)
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To: Billthedrill
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33 posted on 09/18/2023 8:38:40 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: devane617

Dunno - leave a hundred million plane to go on in zombie mode for what reason?


34 posted on 09/18/2023 8:39:10 AM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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To: Gunslingr3

“... where it was intercepted by ...”

Makes you wonder if there were radars or something that would be tracking the plane, or if interceptors were sent toward it. Perhaps if there were any of this it would be kept secret.


35 posted on 09/18/2023 8:40:13 AM PDT by cymbeline
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To: servo1969

Already on a boat to Iran along with 6 billion dollars and a few Iranian spies?


36 posted on 09/18/2023 8:43:05 AM PDT by thescourged1
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To: servo1969
Here's the last known sighting:
Sky
37 posted on 09/18/2023 8:45:14 AM PDT by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /sarc?)
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To: servo1969

38 posted on 09/18/2023 8:48:09 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: servo1969

Unreal!!

Well....not with this evil regime. 😩


39 posted on 09/18/2023 8:48:55 AM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is tnow fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: Gunslingr3

I was stationed at Soesterberg when that happened and I was sitting on the other side of the berm from the alert facility. I remember the klaxon going off and thinking it was another exercise. The pilots scrambled, engine start and immediate take off. Everyone knew there was trouble brewing, we just didn’t find out until later at the club. Many drinks had by all...nice shoot down of a Soviet jet in the Cold War!


40 posted on 09/18/2023 8:52:58 AM PDT by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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