Posted on 08/25/2023 6:11:11 PM PDT by servo1969
ATLANTA, GA — Sources in the Fulton County Sheriff's Office today confirmed that former president Donald Trump paid the extra $12 required to get the cool laser background on his mugshot.
"You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. "There's the regular kinda dark blue one, too, for no upcharge, but you know, only the poor kids do that."
"I think, you know, I have to go with the lasers, Carla," he said. "Lasers are cool, everyone knows that. I'm a cool president, a cool guy. Lots of people have told me that. I just feel, you know, that lasers are the way to go here."
He then made finger guns at Carla the photographer and said "pew pew pew," witnesses claim.
Sources at the county jail say Trump's mugshot turned out "incredible, tremendous, one of the best we've ever seen" and said Trump looked "totally radical" and "bad to the bone" atop the field of intersecting blue and pink laser beams flying all over the place.
Trump had reportedly thought about doing a "neato" orange neon background, but he blended in too much and was asked to pick another selection.
Babylon Bee never disappoints!
Everyone who gets arrested now is going to want a laer background mugshot. Yes, could even happen in the real world . . .
It’s a wonder he leftist haven’t gone after BB yet.
I’d love me a deck of playing cards with that design on the back.
Wonder what it would cost for illumination on both sides of the face to eliminate the shadow on one side that gives everyone a sinister look?
Some have tried but they end up looking like fools for taking a satire site so seriously.
Probably some legal hurdles there to use Trump’s image lol
not if you aren’t selling them...
one or two decks, no problem
Here’s a lot of places that’ll do it for you; just supply your own pic or design.
They have. Social Mediots have been trying to censor them every chance they can.
They did, by fact checking the Bablylon Bee.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-times-snopes-fact-checked-the-babylon-bee
President Donald J. Trump needs to put out a deck of cards that have the top 52 demonratcommieblmantifaterrorscumfeminazipedophilegoatrapers on them like was done for the al-queerda and sodamnedinsane most wanted.
Those would sell like hotcakes.
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There’s a lot of marketable stuff that can be made.
Love it...Thanks Bee...
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