Greta Thunberg: Heatwaves are the beginning of a "rapidly escalating existential crisis" of climate

X / Twitter ^ | July 28 | Channel4news

[jonascord]

In 1380 you became ill if one of your 4 humours (Blood, phlegm, black bile., yellow bile.) was out of balance.

I think Greta's black bile is out of balance. Makes her choleric. She need a couple dozen drams let by a barber-surgeon.

[George J. Jetso]

How dare she say anything.

Greta STFU.

[NTHockey]

Solve climate change? Easy. Duct tape meet politician’s mouth.

Save the trees-pull the plug on government copy machines.

[Sacajaweau]

it’s called summer......

[Jimmy Valentine]

I wonder how much money her parents are making. She is a side show exhibit, nothing more.

[GrumpyOldGuy]

Says the heavily medicated teenage flunky.

[TalBlack]

So far no heatwave here in the NY metro. Sorry Greta.

[Flavious_Maximus]

You notice her fish eyes? The type of eyes you get when smoking a pound of marijuana.

She is no doubt a drug addict, which gives her much more incite to the uniformity of the universe than regular mortals.

Whenever I have a climate bowel movement, I think of the enormous gravitas that Greta brings to the world. /spit

[Captain Jack Aubrey]

There is no evidence that emissions cause warming

[NFHale]

Re Wrathchild:
Somehow, I just knew someone would make the Iron Maiden connection…

[Gaffer]

It’s all about money

[NFHale]

Got a better way to solve “CO2 induced climate change”:

Every libtard butthole spouting this crap should be forced to hold their breath for, oh, I dunno, say two hours….

No breathing. Two hours. Just two little hours to save the world!

That will REALLY reduce “carbon emissions”. And any one of them who makes it to the full two hours gets a “SPECIAL carbon credit” with a big pink ribbon and a tee shirt!!!

Put their money where their mouth is, so to speak…

[Leep]

They’ve been warning us about all the bad stuff that is going to happen for decades now. None of it’s happened. There are no polar bears trapped on melting ice bergs. The coast lines are not under water.

Now its heat waves. If its still 100 degrees in October i will start to worry. Actually, ill probably enjoy it ..as i love hot weather. :)
and what a way to go!

[OrioleFan]

Her dad writes her scripts. He’s the wacko that’s ruined this child and “stolen her youth.”

[vespa300]

I predict the heatwaves will ease right around.......oh, right around fall and winter.

[KingLudd]

I really wish she’d get a boyfriend already.

[Rdct29]

I guess the group that sang the song Heatwave was way ahead of its time. I can't think of the name right now but it was popular back in the day. I doubt Scoldy-locks ever heard it before. Heatwaves are brand new according to her.

[shoff]

Dollars to donuts Gretta doesn’t even know the meaning of existential.

[bray]

She is just as bias as your average communist scientist.

[SMARTY]

The only thing ‘rapidly escalating’ is her grasp of reality