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Posted on 07/11/2023 5:11:19 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A man fled a home and hid in a nearby bush after a woman armed with a machete threatened to cut off his genitals.
A Marion County sheriff’s deputy responded at about 2 a.m. Tuesday to the couple’s home in Summerfield. The man, who was carrying his infant daughter, was out of breath and soaked in sweat.
The man said he had been in bed sleeping when 44-year-old Dawn Marie Hildebrant went through his phone. She smashed the phone and began screaming at the man before grabbing a machete and “threatening to cut off his genitals,” the report said. The deputy found the machete in the living room of the home.
Hildebrant fled the home prior to the deputy’s arrival. A second deputy spotted her 2017 Audi SUV on SE Hwy. 42 and initiated a traffic stop. Hildebrant claimed her man friend struck her. She said she was on her way to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office substation to report the incident. She denied being in possession of a machete.
She was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She was booked at the Marion County Jail on $25,000 bond.
I liked her better in Archer. :)
And by the way, they found John Wayne Bobbitt's, er, severed appendage and transported it to the hospital in a Big Bite insulated hot dog bag they got from a 7/11. I didn't know that part of the story until just now.
Violence towards men by women, jokes abound, man emasculated
Violence towards women by men, how terrible, men saying how tough they are and what they’d do to the guy
“Do you want cut-off genitals? Because that’s how you get cut-off genitals!”
perhaps she’s pissed because he was hiding it in the wrong bush. men...don’t ever piss off the wrong bush...oops, I meant bish. got bush on the mind now.
Subtract drug murders and the vast majority of murders are because of infidelity. Don’t do it.
*severed appendage and transported it to the hospital in a Big Bite insulated hot dog bag they got from a 7/11.*
He was lucky. I was stationed in Thailand-70’s. A woman did the same. The ER doc said you gotta go find it so it could be reattached. Somebody went back there and saw a duck eating it in the middle of the street.
She did a great “mother”.
It was cool they had her husband voice acting with her as well.
To both, RIP.
Talk about a mental image that will never go away.
Like Howard the Duck smoking a stogie!
LOL! What a “quack”mire for the poor man!
That’s a 44 year old woman?! Some people don’t age well at all.
Proud of him for making sure the child was safe
he will forever be known now as duck dick
Apparently a douchebag of a man. They may both be douchebags. Or maybe not, but his own story implies he is no angel without directly saying so.
I would like to know what was on his phone before passing judgement on the woman’s alleged reaction to it. I doubt it was evidence of him innocently shopping for lawn mower parts. Maybe she found kiddie porn on his phone, or regular porn, or texts to a lover that wasn’t her. We don’t know from the article. Or maybe she is a paranoid schizophrenic and was looking for a evidence of an imaginary affair when she took something on his phone completely out of context.
Or maybe that phone business was just something he made up, because it sounded better than what actually started the fight. Did he explain what innocent thing was on his phone that she took the wrong way? I don’t think so.
She left the premises, rather than him leaving, so who sounds more afraid of a fight? And if she had a machete, why leave it with him rather than put it somewhere he can’t get to, before heading out to police station?
People set each other up all the time, and the biggest abusers, the habitual gaslighters, use technicalities of the law to their advantage, waiting for a chance to use it against someone they have been provoking for months in hopes of get a reaction they can use to get sympathy, often a recording of the spouse who has finally gotten fed up and angry. The gaslighters is almost always the first to call the cops precisely because the gaslighters was producing and managing the theatrics from the beginning and know just when is the opportune time.
Heard too many people bragging about how they set their spouses up to just assume things are as claimed in just one news report. Better not to pass judgement until both sides are heard.
Dawn Marie Hildebrant
Is she a natural woman or one of those self proclaimed women ?
Hard to say by that pic.
Any idea why he died 2 years later? Embarassment?
Cracks me up every time!
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