Wow -- World Record Holder!
Posted on 07/11/2023 5:11:19 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A man fled a home and hid in a nearby bush after a woman armed with a machete threatened to cut off his genitals.
A Marion County sheriff’s deputy responded at about 2 a.m. Tuesday to the couple’s home in Summerfield. The man, who was carrying his infant daughter, was out of breath and soaked in sweat.
The man said he had been in bed sleeping when 44-year-old Dawn Marie Hildebrant went through his phone. She smashed the phone and began screaming at the man before grabbing a machete and “threatening to cut off his genitals,” the report said. The deputy found the machete in the living room of the home.
Hildebrant fled the home prior to the deputy’s arrival. A second deputy spotted her 2017 Audi SUV on SE Hwy. 42 and initiated a traffic stop. Hildebrant claimed her man friend struck her. She said she was on her way to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office substation to report the incident. She denied being in possession of a machete.
She was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. She was booked at the Marion County Jail on $25,000 bond.
hide in a bush?!
He’d better keep running, she’s pissed!
Hides in bush - I see what you did there! ;
“Man flees home and hides in bush after woman threatens to cut off his genitals”
Let me guess: The woman is a public school teacher.
BUT, maybe just a little bit of makeup and a good hose-down and she might reach the Glenn Close league. (jk)
Loreena Bobbit?
Smart man.
Who Is Lorena Bobbitt?
In the early hours of June 23, 1993, Lorena Bobbitt took an eight-inch knife from her apartment’s kitchen and cut off the penis of her husband, John Wayne Bobbitt. She then drove away from their apartment and threw the severed organ into a field in Manassas, Virginia.
That’s a hard 44.
That was first trans-sexual surgery haha
Machete not required for immediate, possibly irreversible organ shutdown!
Oh lord, skip the trial.
PING
I feel bad for her hair color.
Does this one count for MG?
“The prosecution’s case included a statement Lorena had given to police, in which she said, “He always have orgasm and he doesn’t wait for me to have orgasm.”
Outside the courtroom, there was an almost circus-like atmosphere. One radio station served up hot dogs and Slice soda. Chocolate penises and T-shirts with the slogan “Manassas: A cut above the rest” were available for purchase. But not everyone considered the case a joking matter.
Holy jumpin’...whatinellizzat? Warn a feller first, willya?
Even Laz is having second thoughts.
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