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Aphorisms
Me - Unabashed vanity
Posted on 07/11/2023 4:12:45 PM PDT by FrozenAssets
I always enjoy aphorisms, especially the humorous country type.
They was a makin' more racket than a bunch of skeletons pitching a hissy fit on a tin roof!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 000001damnedvanity; aphorisms; noob; noobvanity; vanity
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To: FrozenAssets
I’m busier than if I had a cat covered in sh** on a marble floor
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:13:37 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: FrozenAssets
Joe Biden. Nuttier than squirrel turds.
To: FrozenAssets
Like lookin’ for a black cat in a coal mine....
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:17:23 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: FrozenAssets
Many are thawed but feware frozen!
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:18:59 PM PDT
by
sheik yerbouty
( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
To: sheik yerbouty
To: FrozenAssets
Like lookin up a hog’s butt for a ham sandwich...
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:40:14 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: FrozenAssets
Busier than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican picnic.
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:41:52 PM PDT
by
ArtDodger
To: FrozenAssets
Senator John Kennedy; “Washington is working harder than an Ugly Stripper to cover up for the Biden family!”
To: ArtDodger
Lower than a snake’s belly in a roadside ditch.
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:44:20 PM PDT
by
FrozenAssets
(You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps)
To: FrozenAssets
“Your house smells fresher than a clean litter-box!”
To: FrozenAssets
Hanging on like a senator hugging a barrel of bacon.
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:45:57 PM PDT
by
FrozenAssets
(You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps)
To: FrozenAssets
I once read a description of a Harpsichord that it sounded like 2 skeletons copulating on a tin roof.
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posted on
07/11/2023 4:51:28 PM PDT
by
mitch5501
("make your calling and election sure:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
To: cephalopod
The wife and I play a little word game where you make up the name and honorific of a very unlikely head of state. Extra points for alliteration.
for example:
Melvin the Mediocre or Ludwig the Ludicrous.
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:00:25 PM PDT
by
FrozenAssets
(You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps)
To: FrozenAssets
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:06:31 PM PDT
by
coincheck
(Salvation is for today, not tomorrow, you might not make it that far.....)
To: FrozenAssets
Loving you is like cooking bacon nekkid.
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:15:56 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
To: FrozenAssets
Jed Clampett was always good for a few. My favorite:
That fella's tighter than the strings on a two dollar fiddle...
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:20:11 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: FrozenAssets
Happier than a pitbull in a preschool playground.
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:23:51 PM PDT
by
bunnie911
(But resist, we much, we must, and we will much, about, that...be committed)
To: FrozenAssets
That road’s crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:29:07 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: FrozenAssets
That thing runs faster than a scalded dog.
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posted on
07/11/2023 5:29:56 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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