Madonna Intubated in ICU After Being Found Unresponsive in NYC

New York Post ^ | June 28, 2023 | Andrew Court

[nickcarraway]

Madonna has been rushed to a New York City hospital after being found unresponsive, Page Six has exclusively revealed.

The pop icon, 64, was discovered at a residence on Saturday before being admitted to the ICU where she was intubated overnight.

Madonna’s longtime manager, Guy Oseary, shared on Instagram Wednesday that his client had “developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several-day stay in the ICU.” The “Vogue” crooner is now out of the intensive care unit and recovering in a regular ward of the unidentified hospital.

[nickcarraway]

I thought that was Nina Totanberg?

[CivilWarBrewing]

1. Botox poisoning

2. Vaccident

3. Syphilis

4. Fentanyl-laced narcotics (too late for Narcan)

[SaveFerris]

She could have just bought a couple of pretzels for a similar look

Maybe some cheese to dip them in later.....

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#4: "Not a great time to be a material girl"

Not a great time to be a material girl geriatric.

Fixed it.

[nickcarraway]

A DNR is usually triggered only when "extraordinary efforts" must be used, AND the prognosis of a recovery is very low. A DNR isn't "oh gosh, you're choking, but since you have a DNR I can't give you the Heimlich..."

Is it though, because that isn't necessarily my experience. For example, I had a relative they said needed to be intubated, but then they suggested, she should just be let to died. They never did intubate, but she lives on her own today 6.5 years later. But they wanted to DNR her then.

[nickcarraway]

I guess it’s time for Julie Brown to do another parody movie.

[dfwgator]

“Like a surgeon....Hey!”

[mewzilla]

Last I looked Lizzo’s tickets were going for more than Madonna’s.

Bet that hasn’t helped her health.

[dfwgator]

I guess it’s time for Julie Brown to do another parody movie.

Julie had a bodacious set of tatas back in the day, I must say.

[roving]

She is alert and improving. I wish she would repent. Next time she may not be so lucky

[Magic Fingers]

“Last I looked Lizzo’s tickets were going for more than Madonna’s.”

Well, you the get 5x the size of the “entertainer”.

[nickcarraway]

Do they have some kind of Amber Alert to notify the people Madonna has slept with when she has a new VD? There’s got to be a more efficient way then calling the individually. That could take 25 years.

[bray]

Damaged immune system from Vax or other reasons.

[jdt1138]

She probably saw her self in the mirror after waking up. That would scare anyone into a fit.

[rdl6989]

Yes

[Jayster]

Madonna

Bacterial Infection in ICU

Intubated
———-

Her daughter asked the Doctor if her Mom was going to be OK?

Answer:

Borderline ...... your Mom needs, Like a Prayer

[dforest]

I was all ready to mourn her. /s

[krug]

Oh well. She’s been embalmed for awhile now.

[SuperLuminal]

Thank goodness she is ok...
The world could not have survived the loss of someone of her importance...
Snicker...

[PGR88]

Now I feel old.

I remember being at my friend’s house as a boy watching Madonna on his cable TV and the new MTV channel

Also remember his Italian grandmother cursing her as “quella puttana” for taking our Lady’s name, and forcing us to turn the TV off and go outside.