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President Claims "I'm Not A Crook" Safe and Effective Satire
5/10/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 05/10/2023 3:06:03 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Biden today claimed that he is not a crook, echoing the claims of the former disgraced President Nixon.

Despite the claims of Rep. Comer, House Oversight Committee, Biden claims that the 10 million dollars routed through multiple LLCs were the result of consulting fees paid to the best son ever Hunter and himself.

Biden noted that he had not engaged in laundering bribes or kickbacks through bogus Netflix deals, bogus book deals or ghost employment at Marxist State Media (MSM) networks as other political entities had done.

Biden stated that if Rep Comer and the Ultra-MAGA people did not cease their baseless attacks, he would take them out back of the White House and teach them some respect.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 05/10/2023 3:06:03 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

That means he’s a crook.


2 posted on 05/10/2023 3:07:07 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder

It’s not confirmed until it’s officially denied. It’s officially denied now so he’s a crook..


3 posted on 05/10/2023 3:10:43 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I was going to start procrastinating this year, I just haven't got around to it.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

biden is MUCH MORE a crook than Nixon ever was!!!!


4 posted on 05/10/2023 3:14:14 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How can the VP of the USA be a paid consultant for foreign countries and companies.


5 posted on 05/10/2023 3:17:35 PM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: Honorary Serb

Obomination, KKKlinton and Xiden are all crooks!


6 posted on 05/10/2023 3:33:45 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He’s 1,000 times the crook Nixon was.


7 posted on 05/10/2023 4:22:42 PM PDT by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

That means he is.


8 posted on 05/10/2023 9:18:49 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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To: Leep

Ye. Ha to screw on his socks every day.


9 posted on 05/10/2023 11:24:43 PM PDT by imardmd1 (To learn is to live. To live is to teach another. Fiat Lux!)
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