Posted on 05/04/2023 8:51:17 AM PDT by xp38
ALBANY, NY — Lawmakers in New York have taken action to ban the use of gas stoves in residential buildings after newly discovered footage revealed a gas stove participating in the January 6, 2021 U.S. Capitol Building riot.
"We have to root out this type of extremism wherever we find it," said New York Governor Kathy Hochul. "These types of stoves not only cause damage to our environment but we now have proof that they stand with enemies of the United States. These stoves must be banned to save our planet and democracy itself."
The footage which was shown only to elected officials and subsequently sealed from public release, reportedly shows a gas stove wearing a buffalo hat, waving an American flag, and entering the Capitol with other alleged insurrectionists. "This particular gas stove has been identified," said Governor Hochul. "It is now in federal custody and on its way to being detained in solitary confinement along with its co-conspirators. Other stoves like it have been banned here in the state of New York to prevent the spread of violent extremism."
Former President Donald Trump quickly voiced support for the imprisoned gas stove. "This beautiful, shiny, incredible stove has been wrongfully accused," Trump said in a post to his Truth Social account. "The stove was following my directions to PEACEFULLY and PATRIOTICALLY make its voice heard. Now, gas stoves are being banned in New York City. WITCH HUNT!"
At publishing time, country music artist Toby Keith had already released a new song titled "Free the Stoves" that was rocketing up the iTunes chart.
That’s original!
As far as riots go, what happened on January 6th was nothing compared to the antifa riots in 2020!
I be.eive there is a.so footage of a gas stove ho,ding the climate hostage
Or locally, BLM is shutting down Saratoga Spa city council meetings and preventing them from even holding a meeting and carrying out business, now that's an insurrection. But it's BLM, so no harm no foul
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at the morning drivin’ rain
But it’s all right now, in fact it’s a gas
But it’s all right, I’m jumpin’ jack flash
It’s a gas, gas, gas
The so-called "January 6th riot" was a guided stroll through the capitol until the lefties got trigger happy!
Close the stove show loophole!
The Bee Is Back!
I be.eive there is a.so footage of a gas stove ho,ding the climate hostage
l, l, l, light bulb. l, l, l, l, liquorice
l is such a lovely letter.
Because gas stoves are part of the problem.
Get your preban assault gas stoves now, and high capacity propane tanks.
But somehow the microwave oven that waved him through hasn’t been identified yet.
Gold.
boo- hiss- down with “L’s”
Your comment gives me pause for thought.
Plus the referenced song is from Sesame Street, which has become much more ,bera, as you would say.
I’m reminded of an in class writing assignment in my last semester of grade 12 where I decided to write the assignment while using no words containing a fairly common letter of the alphabet. I wish I could remember which one.
Wait til they catch the Lawnmower Army in the act!
that would be hard to do- my keyboard in am is small, so i often miss a certain letter as i’m attempting to write a response
I see what you did there.
Brilliant! :)
I just knew this had to be the Bee.
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