Posted on 04/16/2023 2:28:11 AM PDT by lowbridge
Molly Kearney — the skit show’s first non-binary cast member — dropped into the guest seat via a harness to slam politicians trying to eliminate healthcare for transgender youth.
“As you know, I’ve been wanting to come to Update and talk about trans people. But I have them for a much longer time than that wanted to fly down from the ceiling,” the freshman featured player said.
“But I’m not gonna lie, this harness is pretty tight and my groin area is beefed. I’ve been hung up by my genitals for far too long and I’m starting to feel like a frickin’ Republican lawmaker.”
Kearney immediately slackened into a poker face to discuss the wave of states restricting gender-affirming care to children in recent weeks.
At least 13 states have enacted — and nearly two dozen others are considering — laws that would limit or ban the right to medically transition from the gender they were assigned at birth.
“Restricting Health Care for Kids. For some reason, there’s something about the word ‘trans’ that makes people forget the word ‘kids.’ If you don’t care about trans kids’ lives, it means you don’t care about fricking kids’ lives,” Kearney said to a round of applause.
Kearney — who uses they/them pronouns — said the laws are dangerous for the country’s youth and don’t protect them in the way politicians claim they do.
As the crew yanked Kearney back up toward the ceiling, they yelled off one last message.
“What’s happening kids is wrong and you don’t need to be scared. Our job is to protect you and your job is to focus on being a kid. It’s kind of like me flying in the SNL sky,” they said.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Bidenskyyy and Harriskyyy would make a couple greats host of that SNL show.
THANK YOU !
“Many people supporting lobotomies during the lobotomy craze thought they were doing good. Same with many who believed in “Multiple Personality Disorder” and “Recovered Memories”.”
The psychology/psychiatry professions seem to come up with a lot of dangerous and destructive theories that they put into immediate and unrestricted practice. They only stop when other professionals, i.e. lawyers, get involved.
The weirdo said to kids “your job is to focus on being a kid.”
Any child trapped in the nightmarish trans world can NEVER focus on being a kid ever again. The trans crap will consume that child until the day he or she dies. The pathology becomes who they are, just like all the alphabet people. It is their only existence, their only identity. Forevermore.
Some of the actor’s wording is so clunky and inarticulate, I’m not sure if she’s making wisecracks or being sincere. Perhaps if I heard the remarks as they were spoken, it would make more sense.
Mutilating children is "healthcare" to the post now... and the GOP is trying to elomimate it.
Another YELLOW outlet owned by News Corp, so not surprising.
These people haven’t had to pay for it in the past.
I forgot her name, but the woman who was behind the “kids have repressed memories” is now a big mover in the “kids are sometimes born in the wrong body” nonsense and no popular outlet reminds people how wrong she was in the past.
The only gender affirming care is mental therapy. Any doctor that cuts up a kid to “affirm” his gender is no different than Josef Mengele and should be treated as such.
Long past time for this show to ride into the sunset.
In Finland even this affirming therapy is banned. The guideline says, “It’s normal to feel weird at your age. Don’t worry about it and we’ll look again when you’ve grown a bit.”
Finland is trustworthy and all other countries should adopt it.
Remember when comedians would be funny every decade or so?
Molly Kearney believes innocent children should be subjected to the same hatred of self that she has of herself.
Next move may be beastiality as acceptable!
A mentally ill pervert is in favor of the sexual abuse of children. What a shock.
They’re trying too hard to be funny again. They’ve got some disgusting fat woman trying to act like Chris Farley. It ain’t working.
Already started in Calishithole with AB-665.
Who? Does anybody even watch SNL any longer?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.