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Anheuser Busch Fires Its Entire Marketing Department After “Worst Mistake In Bud Light History” (Satire)
THE DUNNING-KRUGER TIMES ^ | 04/05/2023 | Flagg Eagleton

Posted on 04/14/2023 6:01:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy

Bud Light sales are down more than 80 percent this morning after Kid Rock let it be known that he really dislikes their use of a trans person in marketing campaigns. In response, Augustus Anheuser III personally fired the entire marketing department at the company.

“We have a very particular retail customer base,” said Anheuser, “they don’t like wokeness. They don’t agree that they should have to accept immoral people and their lifestyles.”

Former marketing director Joe Barron says he doesn’t regret the decision. “Every company does a pride thing. These idiots are all jumping to Coors when Coors started it. They’ve been advocating for LGBTQ rights for decades.”

That doesn’t matter, according to the vibe across the internet. If you’re a real American who loves guns and God and thinks Kid Rock is cool even though he writes sh***y music, you’re probably in the process of switching beers. Michelob light is a great alternative, as is Natural Light.

(Excerpt) Read more at dunning-kruger-times.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society
KEYWORDS: anheuserbusch; boycottbud; bs; budlight; dylanmulvaney; fakenews; firing; gowokegobroke; humor; marketingdept; marketingstaff; satire; trans; transbs; transgender
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To: Syncro

What is the source for the “lost $5 billion” claim? I see that number thrown about but never see evidence.


41 posted on 04/15/2023 12:18:34 PM PDT by Tea Party Terrorist (Eat the Rich)
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

Stock market

https://finance.yahoo.com/video/anheuser-busch-stock-loses-over-195046945.html

Anheuser-Busch stock loses over $5 billion in market cap following ...


42 posted on 04/15/2023 5:52:46 PM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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To: Tea Party Terrorist
I answered your question.

Then you swear at me.

Tea Party Terrorist.

44 posted on 04/15/2023 10:08:07 PM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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To: Syncro

Settle down, snowflake.


45 posted on 04/16/2023 12:12:20 PM PDT by Tea Party Terrorist (Eat the Rich)
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

Not my rule.

Shows up whenever you post:

“Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts.”

It’s called civility.

Lots of ppl can’t express themselves without cursing.

And name calling...


46 posted on 04/16/2023 3:07:32 PM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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To: Syncro

OK Snowflake


47 posted on 04/16/2023 4:05:00 PM PDT by Tea Party Terrorist (Eat the Rich)
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

We are all snowflakes here.

Except you.

Thank goodness. A real example of political reversespeak.

Orwell nailed you.

Thanks for playing.


48 posted on 04/16/2023 5:44:23 PM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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https://freerepublic.com/tag/by:teapartyterrorist/index?tab=comments;brevity=full;options=no-change

Quite a history.

Some of your hate slipped through.

Racistism personal attacks and cussing when cornered.

BUT... You went to the MFJ???


49 posted on 04/16/2023 6:00:48 PM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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