Got it right on the first take, I believe.
Posted on 03/27/2023 6:38:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
MARION COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly slapping a woman in the face with a slice of pizza.
Marion County deputies responded to a home after receiving a 911 hang-up call and possible domestic disturbance, as per Click Orlando.
When they arrived, they met with 39-year-old Ortelio Lazaro Alfonso outside the home. According to a probable cause affidavit, Alfonso said he got into a verbal argument with a woman.
When deputies spoke to the woman, she told them Alfonso slapped her on the left side of her face with a slice of pizza “after an altercation over disciplining,” Click Orlando reported.
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
When you get hit on the eye with a piece ‘a pizza pie...
THAT’S AMORE
Was he charged with Assault with a Delicious Weapon?
“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore...” (Dean Martin)
More anti Italian propaganda.
Are food fights illegal?
Was it an assault pizza? How many slices did it have?
Sensible pizza control is all I’m asking for.
The only solution....Outlaw Pizza...
Is the pizza alright?
A variant to the Chicago style pizza vs. New York style pizza culture war.
Got it right on the first take, I believe.
Anyway, pizza is better than fish.
I bet she was mad ‘cause it had peas. /s
Better question:
If it was bad enough to throw away on a battery charge, whose pizza?
Pizza sauce covered the front of the woman’s shirt, as well as on the collar and on the back of her shirt, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said in the arrest report. Moreover, she even had pizza remnants in her hair and ear area.
When deputies entered the home, they found pizza sauce on the walls and ceiling.
Alfonso said he threw the slice of pizza at the woman but did not place his hands on her.
He was immediately arrested for simple battery domestic violence and was brought to the Marion County Jail.
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Pizza.
Good Grief.
I wonder what Cagney would have gotten?
Ten years?
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I guess that makes her officially a pizza face.
What is happening here? Never seen this clip before. Is it from a TV series?
LOL!
Good gluten development in that crust (NY style pizza).
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