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Wife Doesn’t Like Tone Of Husband’s 'Ok' Text Reply
The Babylon Bee ^ | March 22, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/23/2023 9:33:05 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Tensions rose between a local couple today after a woman texted her husband to ask him to pick up a mobile Target order for her on his way home from work, to which he replied "Ok." Reports indicated she was not at all happy with the tone of his "Ok" response.

"What on earth is that supposed to mean?" said Monique Johnson who had put in an order for dishwashing soap and Reese's Peanut Butter Easter Eggs and set the pickup time to coincide with her husband, Derek, getting off of work. "I thought I could make it easier for both of us. He could just stop by Target on his way home. That way, I wouldn't have to get out of the house with the kids. And do you know what he did when I texted him to let him know? He said ‘Ok.' Yeah. Just like that. ‘Ok.' Can you believe that?!"

By all indications, Derek was completely fine agreeing to the request and had absolutely no idea that responding with "Ok" would cause any issue whatsoever. "Yeah, not a problem at all!" Derek said as he typed the "Ok" text on his phone. "I'm happy to pick up the stuff for her. I love doing things for my wife!"

At publishing time, Derek had already made the pickup and was on his way home, though he would reportedly soon regret not also picking up a bouquet of flowers to make up for the audacity he showed by replying to his wife's text with "Ok."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: husband; moods; ok; satire; texting; wife
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To: NorthMountain

Best response right there.


21 posted on 03/23/2023 10:31:32 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Any affirmative answer is fine, even a negative answer is fine if the person is not able to run the errand. What a big baby she is!


22 posted on 03/23/2023 10:35:06 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Sicon

I’ve always found “Calm down!” to have a soothing effect. :)


23 posted on 03/23/2023 11:33:21 AM PDT by Freedom4US
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To: dfwgator

Good ones.

In my marriage, “we need to talk” are the most dreaded wife words of all.


24 posted on 03/23/2023 12:06:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (5,016,040 Truth | 87,429,920 Twitter)
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To: SamAdams76

That is when I pray, “Oh, God please help me.”


25 posted on 03/23/2023 1:11:14 PM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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