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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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To: Tell It Right

REAL Political comedy hits at BOTH sides... Funny, is FUNNY... no matter your politics. That’s why Jon Stewart was so popular. Granted, he hit Conservative over Liberals at 10-1 ratio... but, either way, it was usually funny.


61 posted on 03/22/2023 3:37:58 PM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!)
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To: MtnClimber
I don't think the circle was necessary.

(sad LOL)

62 posted on 03/22/2023 3:54:59 PM PDT by silent_jonny (Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Most Faux Female Blondes are FAKE BLONDES, not natural blondes.


63 posted on 03/22/2023 3:58:36 PM PDT by tennmountainman ( Less Lindell CONS, More AZ Style Audits)
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To: Bratch

Photo....

Helen Thomas (died 2013): “If I were alive I’d show ‘em all up. I was always was a babe.”


64 posted on 03/22/2023 4:01:58 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: MtnClimber

He would hit it.


65 posted on 03/22/2023 4:08:29 PM PDT by sausageseller (If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage. M, Thatcher)
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To: Tench_Coxe

The Fox Chick Channel: Breast And Leg

That’s what Rupert and Roger Ailes gave us.


66 posted on 03/22/2023 4:12:23 PM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: Tench_Coxe
That's because all the blondes get pregnant within two years of joining.

-PJ

67 posted on 03/22/2023 4:14:15 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: ponygirl

Cheech: “Hey man, you ain’t a chick! That’s false advertising!”

Chong: “ Ya I know man, but that’s the only way I could get a ride.”

Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke. Hilarious movie.


68 posted on 03/22/2023 4:27:12 PM PDT by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: Bratch

You gotta give people warnings before posting such graphic images. Please.....


69 posted on 03/22/2023 4:30:30 PM PDT by Jaysin (Trump can’t be beat, unless the democrats cheat)
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To: T.B. Yoits

Flip that script.

I was (according to my husband, I still am) a pretty, leggy blonde in my youth. I left three jobs due to harassment. First was because I came in to get my paycheck and my boss remarked, infront of the entire crew, “Bend over, baby, I’ll give you a paycheck!” The crew thought that was hilarious. There were plenty of other comments like that until I’d had enough.

Second job, a manager thought it would be funny to come up behind me and grab my chest while I was making coffee. He’s lucky I was in shock and just blurted for him to get his hands off me; now, I would smash the pot upside his head.

Third job, I was propositioned by my married boss. “You’re married!” I exclaimed, horrified. He made my life hell until I quit.

Let me be clear; work was for work, to earn money, and to go home. I was not flirty or chatty at work. I was not even remotely interested in any of these men. Being hit on by married men was not flattering; it was offensive. I did not dress in a provocative manner; I dressed professionally.

I was discounted as an airhead in STEM classes by the guys until I blew them away on tests, treated as inferior at one job until I won national awards for my work, not taken seriously in social settings until I roasted people with facts, logic, and reason. I experienced ugly behavior from women who were jealous of my looks, too. I started as a sweet girl; I adopted a resting bitch face out of necessity.

Nothing made me happier than finding a man who was attracted to my looks but also appreciated my intelligence. I was fortunate to find a number of wonderful friends and co-workers along the way. Later, I had some amazing bosses who recognized my talents, gave me entire divisions to run, and watched as I doubled their bottom line through efficiencies and risk management protocols.

The grass is not always greener. Just saying.


70 posted on 03/22/2023 4:33:38 PM PDT by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....!)
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To: Night Hides Not
The FOX News chicky to watch is Washington DC correspondent Aisha Hasnie .

She started out with Fox in NYC and after a few months she is in the Washington Orifice of Fox Nudes.

I expect she will yank a few handles and get onto a daily show, anyone with cleavage would be better than RINO Bret Baer.


71 posted on 03/22/2023 4:51:42 PM PDT by Candor7 ( ( Ask not for whom THE Trump trolls...He trolls for thee!)<img src=""width=500></img>)
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To: Tench_Coxe

It is true, I cringe at FOX having basically just blonde white women, and making all the women wear unprofessional clothing showing the full arms and legs.

Meanwhile, men fully clothed from chin to toe, several layers.

It is definitely sexist.

I’m trying to recall the last time women on news dressed professionally, business-like, with women’s suits. Similar to men, but more feminine.

Maybe the ‘90s?


72 posted on 03/22/2023 5:02:21 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

That is a male transsexual school teacher at a Jr. high school.


73 posted on 03/22/2023 5:19:36 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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To: dirtymac

No it’s a shop teacher making them play by their own stupid rules. He almost got fired for being a hateful white male so he turned the tables on them.


74 posted on 03/22/2023 5:22:00 PM PDT by wgmalabama (Censored!)
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To: moovova

that’s a man, baby


75 posted on 03/22/2023 5:42:33 PM PDT by SisterK (the final variant is communism)
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To: SomeCallMeTim

Lately I’ve youtube’d some of Norm McDonald’s time on SNL’s Weekend Update. That was in the 1990’s when it was okay to make fun of Bill and Hillary (as well as Republicans). I’d forgotten how funny that was.


76 posted on 03/22/2023 8:03:05 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: rlmorel

The song as aged well. Too well.


77 posted on 03/23/2023 8:20:19 AM PDT by Republican in occupied CA (I will not give up on my native State! Here I was born, here I fight and die!!)
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To: Republican in occupied CA

We all know that crap is king.


78 posted on 03/23/2023 8:21:04 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Republican in occupied CA

Boy, isn’t THAT the truth...


79 posted on 03/23/2023 8:29:24 AM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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