Posted on 03/10/2023 5:46:48 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
The FBI has decided to do some hi-tech upgrades because they have been mocked and ridiculed over several recent incidents.
Potato Head Wray, FBI Director, was mocked because he said he couldn't catch criminals attacking pro-life facilities because they happen at night. Wray has purchased 30,000 flashlights to be issued to all agents. In addition, all agents will be required to attend and pass a 40 hour flashlight basic handling course. After completing the basic course, agents will be required to attend the 6 week nighttime policing course contracted with The Lighthouse for the Blind. Course instructors will teach the agents to get around in the dark successfully. (Note: Lasers instead of flashlights would have be issued but were nixed because the agents would have probably burned out their and other agents eyes).
An additional tech improvement will be made by the training of 100 agents by UK police. The agents will be trained in mind reading by experienced UK police. Once trained, the agents will be able to spot people praying mentally in front of abortion facilities and arrest them for FACE violations. Even if they can't get convictions initially because "thought crimes" are not yet illegal in the US, they can rough them up and throw them in jail with the expectation that Slow Joe will soon issue an Executive Order on thought crimes.
hahaha pretty good. :)
High tech concentration camps?
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