What IS the proper protocol when a naked woman breaks into your home and attacks with a frying pan? Is that scenario taught in gun-training classes?
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03/06/2023 4:35:06 PM PST by
CFW
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To: CFW
Same as always. Center of mass, tight grouping. And I wouldn’t wait for her to get close enough to hit me with a frying pan.
2 posted on
03/06/2023 4:37:27 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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3 posted on
03/06/2023 4:38:46 PM PST by
Nextrush
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To: CFW
I wonder what he would have done if she did not have the frying pan?
To: CFW
Just what IS it about these crazies that they have to get naked to commit a felony?
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6 posted on
03/06/2023 4:39:23 PM PST by
cyclotic
To: CFW
Unless she has some breaded chicken with her I’d probably start shooting, too.
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7 posted on
03/06/2023 4:39:28 PM PST by
Lurker
(Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: CFW
My instructor is still working on the being attacked with fresh fruit scenarios.
To: CFW
Sounds like she got a bad batch of drugs.
10 posted on
03/06/2023 4:41:46 PM PST by
SauronOfMordor
(The rot of all principle begins with a single compromise.)
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Could drugs have been involved?
11 posted on
03/06/2023 4:42:03 PM PST by
rdl6989
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To: CFW
Not sure I want to own a home on “Loafer’s Rest.“
12 posted on
03/06/2023 4:43:15 PM PST by
Trailerpark Badass
(“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman)
To: CFW
> What IS the proper protocol when a naked woman breaks into your home and attacks with a frying pan? <
It’s similar to being attacked with a banana. I believe the British Army released a training video on this topic a number of years ago.
19 posted on
03/06/2023 4:45:11 PM PST by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: CFW
Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.
22 posted on
03/06/2023 4:45:51 PM PST by
bunkerhill7
(nyc is not there. )
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Thank goodness she is not Florida woman 😂
23 posted on
03/06/2023 4:46:29 PM PST by
entropy12
(Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
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Pretty much nailed the upper left corner of the Hot-Crazy Matrix!
24 posted on
03/06/2023 4:49:00 PM PST by
6ppc
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Her pictures weren’t exactly what I expected - I assumed it would be some hideous-looking creature but she could be reasonably attractive with a little makeup. Couldn’t do much with those crazy eyes, though.
26 posted on
03/06/2023 4:53:33 PM PST by
CommerceComet
("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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If it had been Heather Locklear, I'd have been a goner.
Complete freeze-up...
29 posted on
03/06/2023 5:10:27 PM PST by
kiryandil
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Carroll County hasn’t been right since “the accident.” I wonder who patched up that leg wound? To follow the protocol in the old song maybe the frying pan got flung into “the well?”
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33 posted on
03/06/2023 5:18:28 PM PST by
Vendome
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Breaking into someone’s house with a pan? This woman needs to fry!
34 posted on
03/06/2023 5:19:42 PM PST by
GSWarrior
(I’m not vegan. But most of the animals I eat are.)
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“Crazy, naked and wielding a frying pan is no way to go through life, Son!” ~ Dean Wormer
35 posted on
03/06/2023 5:29:33 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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