Posted on 03/06/2023 4:35:06 PM PST by CFW
A Virginia homeowner shot a naked woman in the leg after she allegedly broke into his home and attacked him with a frying pan, according to authorities.
Carroll County Sheriff's Office deputies initially responded to reports of a shooting on Loafers Rest Road in Austinsville on Feb. 26 and located Paula Michelle Locklear, 35, with a gunshot wound to the leg.
"During the course of the investigation, deputies determined that the shooting was the result of a breaking and entering," the sheriff's office said in a Sunday Facebook post. "The homeowner, who heard a noise at the rear area of the home, went to the kitchen and observed an unclothed female, who was unknown to the homeowner, coming into the rear door at which time [she] began hitting the homeowner with a cast iron fry pan in the head."
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Maybe she was on “legal” products like antidepressants dispensed by Big Pharma and linked to acts of violence.
Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.
Thank goodness she is not Florida woman 😂
Pretty much nailed the upper left corner of the Hot-Crazy Matrix!
I’d have stopped her with a heat-seeking moisture missile.
Her pictures weren’t exactly what I expected - I assumed it would be some hideous-looking creature but she could be reasonably attractive with a little makeup. Couldn’t do much with those crazy eyes, though.
Preparing for a drive-by fruiting? d:^)
She wasn’t charged with indecent exposure so it couldn’t have been too bad.
Complete freeze-up...
Carroll County hasn’t been right since “the accident.” I wonder who patched up that leg wound? To follow the protocol in the old song maybe the frying pan got flung into “the well?”
“Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.”
Win!
Exactly.
She did it...
Breaking into someone’s house with a pan? This woman needs to fry!
“Crazy, naked and wielding a frying pan is no way to go through life, Son!” ~ Dean Wormer
“Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.”
ROFLMBO! :) Thanks!
The perpetrator is named Paula Locklear. The Locklears are almost always from the Lumbee tribe of southern North Carolina, and often do not appear to be Native American (think Heather Locklear). Having lived in that area for a number of years, I have observed interesting behavior from men and women in that group.
Mag dump COM, followed by 911 call.
The naked lady was on the way to Florida, just as we suspected.
“The 16-Ton Weight is just *one way*...just *one way* of killing the raspberry killer. There are millions of others.”
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