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Naked Virginia woman shot in leg after she allegedly broke into home, attacked victim with frying pan: police
Fox News ^ | 3/6/23 | Audrey Conklin

Posted on 03/06/2023 4:35:06 PM PST by CFW

A Virginia homeowner shot a naked woman in the leg after she allegedly broke into his home and attacked him with a frying pan, according to authorities.

Carroll County Sheriff's Office deputies initially responded to reports of a shooting on Loafers Rest Road in Austinsville on Feb. 26 and located Paula Michelle Locklear, 35, with a gunshot wound to the leg.

"During the course of the investigation, deputies determined that the shooting was the result of a breaking and entering," the sheriff's office said in a Sunday Facebook post. "The homeowner, who heard a noise at the rear area of the home, went to the kitchen and observed an unclothed female, who was unknown to the homeowner, coming into the rear door at which time [she] began hitting the homeowner with a cast iron fry pan in the head."

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To: cyclotic

Maybe she was on “legal” products like antidepressants dispensed by Big Pharma and linked to acts of violence.


21 posted on 03/06/2023 4:45:30 PM PST by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: CFW

Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.


22 posted on 03/06/2023 4:45:51 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (nyc is not there. )
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To: CFW

Thank goodness she is not Florida woman 😂


23 posted on 03/06/2023 4:46:29 PM PST by entropy12 (Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
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To: CFW

Pretty much nailed the upper left corner of the Hot-Crazy Matrix!


24 posted on 03/06/2023 4:49:00 PM PST by 6ppc (Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
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To: 6ppc

I’d have stopped her with a heat-seeking moisture missile.


25 posted on 03/06/2023 4:53:20 PM PST by sevlex
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To: CFW

Her pictures weren’t exactly what I expected - I assumed it would be some hideous-looking creature but she could be reasonably attractive with a little makeup. Couldn’t do much with those crazy eyes, though.


26 posted on 03/06/2023 4:53:33 PM PST by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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To: Billthedrill
"..My instructor is still working on the being attacked with fresh fruit scenarios.."

Preparing for a drive-by fruiting? d:^)

27 posted on 03/06/2023 4:53:41 PM PST by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: CommerceComet

She wasn’t charged with indecent exposure so it couldn’t have been too bad.


28 posted on 03/06/2023 5:01:24 PM PST by AndyJackson (.)
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To: CFW
If it had been Heather Locklear, I'd have been a goner.

Complete freeze-up...

29 posted on 03/06/2023 5:10:27 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: CFW

Carroll County hasn’t been right since “the accident.” I wonder who patched up that leg wound? To follow the protocol in the old song maybe the frying pan got flung into “the well?”


30 posted on 03/06/2023 5:12:26 PM PST by OldWarBaby
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To: bunkerhill7

“Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.”


Win!


31 posted on 03/06/2023 5:17:19 PM PST by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Exactly.


32 posted on 03/06/2023 5:17:32 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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To: CFW

She did it...


33 posted on 03/06/2023 5:18:28 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: CFW

Breaking into someone’s house with a pan? This woman needs to fry!


34 posted on 03/06/2023 5:19:42 PM PST by GSWarrior (I’m not vegan. But most of the animals I eat are.)
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To: CFW

“Crazy, naked and wielding a frying pan is no way to go through life, Son!” ~ Dean Wormer


35 posted on 03/06/2023 5:29:33 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: bunkerhill7

“Out of the frying pan and into the gunfire.”

ROFLMBO! :) Thanks!


36 posted on 03/06/2023 5:31:26 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: CFW

The perpetrator is named Paula Locklear. The Locklears are almost always from the Lumbee tribe of southern North Carolina, and often do not appear to be Native American (think Heather Locklear). Having lived in that area for a number of years, I have observed interesting behavior from men and women in that group.


37 posted on 03/06/2023 5:31:35 PM PST by I-ambush (We watched the moment of defeat, played back over on the video screen. )
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To: CFW
What IS the proper protocol

Mag dump COM, followed by 911 call.

38 posted on 03/06/2023 5:31:39 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: CFW

The naked lady was on the way to Florida, just as we suspected.


39 posted on 03/06/2023 5:46:59 PM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: Leaning Right

“The 16-Ton Weight is just *one way*...just *one way* of killing the raspberry killer. There are millions of others.”


40 posted on 03/06/2023 5:48:42 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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