Posted on 02/24/2023 3:07:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Mayor Pete Buttguy (SOT) today explained why it took her three weeks to show up at the trail wreck in Ohio. She stated that she had so many things going that she finally got around to showing up.
Because of the chest feeding requirements of the children, it took a week to train her husband to perform the task and the icky diaper changing routine.
Because she didn't know what the proper attire to wear to a train wreck, she consulted with Dr Jill and VP Harris. Neither of them had a clue so she contacted Sam Brinton for fashion advice. Sam has an extensive wardrobe. Although she tried on hundreds of dress, shoe and handbag combinations, she couldn't find the just right combo that would highlight her at the train wreck.
In desperation, she just borrowed one of her husband's wedding and funeral suits and shoes to wear with the caution not to get them all icky. A little late but in style and spiffy for the outing.
The real reason was that he knew how hazardous and toxic the local environment was, and wanted to wait until he could stay there for a few hours without a hazmat suit.
I would have sprayed covfefe all over the screen if I had seen this earlier...
Please tell me that is a photo shopped image! Pleeeeaaaaase!
see post #2
“Please tell me that is a photo shopped image!”
Yes it is but who knows???
lol
He is an insane left wing activist with zero respect for The Constitution. Joe Biden picked him. That explains everything
She also stated that as mayor of South Bend, he dealt with disasters all the time.
Yet he was not asked about any of them, as far as I know, nor can I think of any.
“Why Mayor Pete Took So Long To Show Up..”
He and his boyfriend weren’t finished yet.
More like SOD.
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