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Why Mayor Pete Took So Long To Show Up (Safe and Effective Satire)
2/24/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/24/2023 3:07:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Mayor Pete Buttguy (SOT) today explained why it took her three weeks to show up at the trail wreck in Ohio. She stated that she had so many things going that she finally got around to showing up.

Because of the chest feeding requirements of the children, it took a week to train her husband to perform the task and the icky diaper changing routine.

Because she didn't know what the proper attire to wear to a train wreck, she consulted with Dr Jill and VP Harris. Neither of them had a clue so she contacted Sam Brinton for fashion advice. Sam has an extensive wardrobe. Although she tried on hundreds of dress, shoe and handbag combinations, she couldn't find the just right combo that would highlight her at the train wreck.

In desperation, she just borrowed one of her husband's wedding and funeral suits and shoes to wear with the caution not to get them all icky. A little late but in style and spiffy for the outing.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/24/2023 3:07:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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2 posted on 02/24/2023 3:10:37 PM PST by lizma2
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The real reason was that he knew how hazardous and toxic the local environment was, and wanted to wait until he could stay there for a few hours without a hazmat suit.


3 posted on 02/24/2023 3:11:51 PM PST by algore
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Butt Plug is scared of White Make straight Workers in Red states .
Those bruts . lol .
He might be lactating right now too .
4 posted on 02/24/2023 3:16:09 PM PST by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil)
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To: lizma2
   

I would have sprayed covfefe all over the screen if I had seen this earlier...

5 posted on 02/24/2023 3:16:40 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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Please tell me that is a photo shopped image! Pleeeeaaaaase!


6 posted on 02/24/2023 3:17:27 PM PST by parmamenian (and so it goes!)
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To: ncalburt

see post #2


7 posted on 02/24/2023 3:18:10 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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“Please tell me that is a photo shopped image!”

Yes it is but who knows???


8 posted on 02/24/2023 3:21:14 PM PST by lizma2
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To: kiryandil

lol


9 posted on 02/24/2023 3:21:18 PM PST by ncalburt ( Gop DC Globalists are the evil)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He is an insane left wing activist with zero respect for The Constitution. Joe Biden picked him. That explains everything


10 posted on 02/24/2023 3:37:05 PM PST by cpdiii (cane cutter-deckhand-roughneck-oil field trash- drilling fluid tech-geologist-pilot- pharmacist)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

She also stated that as mayor of South Bend, he dealt with disasters all the time.

Yet he was not asked about any of them, as far as I know, nor can I think of any.


11 posted on 02/24/2023 3:51:01 PM PST by qaz123
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“Why Mayor Pete Took So Long To Show Up..”

He and his boyfriend weren’t finished yet.


12 posted on 02/24/2023 4:00:21 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

More like SOD.


13 posted on 02/24/2023 4:27:23 PM PST by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum )
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