Posted on 02/17/2023 11:25:21 AM PST by Retain Mike
The Babylon Bee Fake News You Can Trust Biden Taken to Coroner for Annual Physical
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden is being lifted in Marine One to a local coroner for his annual physical exam, sources in Washington say.
"The President passed the exam with flying colors. His body is so life-like and well-preserved!" said a representative from the D.C. Medical Examiner's Office. "With a fresh injection of formaldehyde and some makeup, he looks like he's still with us! Just look at him — so peaceful. It looks like he's just sleeping!"
The President's Chief Medical Examiner is set to release his findings from the physical and is expected to clear the President for duty for another term. "President Biden's body is so youthful and vigorous. It is definitely one of the healthiest bodies I've ever seen. Wow. What a full, impactful life he lived. Er, um, I mean, is living. He's alive. The President is definitely still alive."
At publishing time, White House staff had received the President's body as it was delivered back to its resting place in the White House. They confirmed that the President is still very much alive and not dead at all and you are a mean person for asking.
Miracle Max : You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya : What's that?
Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Loving the Bee!
Tell Igor it’s marked “abnormal”.
Reminds me of the Benny Hill skit:
“That’s how I made my money, son, by cuttin’ out the middle man.”
“Oh no, I’m havin’ a heart attack....quick, son, call the doctor.”
“Well son, did you call the doctor?”
“No, Pop, I called the undertaker. I done like you always told me...I cut out the middle man”
“That’s my boy! *dies*
Insert Weekend At Bernie’s meme here.
More accurate headline; Biden taken to coroner AFTER Brain/Cognitive test.
Headline’s first four words=
My fantasy news flash!
Joe got his annual formaldehyde booster.
Lololol…appropriate
Lololol…appropriate
Taxidermist?.....................
That was a long time ago
I caught part of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang years ago (15-20)
There was Benny Hill.....
LOL
LOL
‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s pinin’ for the fjords!
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