[Retain Mike]

For me the article brought memory of Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride.

Miracle Max : You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.

Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya : What's that?

Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

[BenLurkin]

[Sirius Lee]

You have to admit. gropey Joe looks almost as lifelike as Lenin.

[Delta 21]

The title alone is a gem!

Loving the Bee!

[dfwgator]

Reminds me of the Benny Hill skit:

“That’s how I made my money, son, by cuttin’ out the middle man.”

“Oh no, I’m havin’ a heart attack....quick, son, call the doctor.”

“Well son, did you call the doctor?”

“No, Pop, I called the undertaker. I done like you always told me...I cut out the middle man”

“That’s my boy! *dies*

[Nateman]

Insert Weekend At Bernie’s meme here.

[1Old Pro]

More accurate headline; Biden taken to coroner AFTER Brain/Cognitive test.

[Nateman]

[lee martell]

Headline’s first four words=
My fantasy news flash!

[seowulf]

Joe got his annual formaldehyde booster.

[Red Badger]

Taxidermist?.....................

[Category Four]

‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s pinin’ for the fjords!

[bitt]

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