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US Shoots Down High Altitude Object (Safe and Effective Satire)
2/10/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/10/2023 1:24:58 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

US shoots down an unidentified high altitude object. Admiral Rachael Levine, following the direct orders of the President and specific instructions from SOD, Lardass Austin and CJCOS, General Missy Milley, ordered the unidentified high altitude object to be shot down.

Unfortunately, the object was later identified as a Falcon rocket carrying supplies to the International Space Station. Austin and Milley immediately switched for nearly drowning in accolades to accusing Admiral Levine in reckless and irresponsible behavior in shooting down the object before she knew exactly what it was. The President noted that giving Levine that authority was as irresponsible as giving Alec Baldwin a gun.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/10/2023 1:24:58 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Weaver Barroon. Totarry not spy on hu.


2 posted on 02/10/2023 1:31:06 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Why can’t they identify it? Sounds like a
drone?


3 posted on 02/10/2023 1:33:37 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: 1Old Pro

Why can’t they identify it? Sounds like a
drone?


According to the Pentagon briefer: it was an object not an aircraft.

Draw your own conclusions.


4 posted on 02/10/2023 1:34:23 PM PST by OwenKellogg (...if my people, who are called by my name...)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

5 posted on 02/10/2023 1:46:16 PM PST by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: PROCON

Looks to me like this dude needs to do a 5 mile run each morning until his face comes back!!!!


6 posted on 02/10/2023 1:50:27 PM PST by eeriegeno (Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

During WWI Vickers produced an 11mm machine gun that fired incindiary rounds for shooting down Zepplins and observation balloons. In fact, they were called balloon guns. The US purchased 1,700 of them. I wonder if Milley found one in storage and had it installed on an F-22?


7 posted on 02/10/2023 1:58:11 PM PST by .44 Special (Taimid Buacharch)
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To: 1Old Pro

They’ve identified it. We don’t have a need to know.


8 posted on 02/10/2023 2:04:01 PM PST by stanne
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hopefully a tic-tac type UFO.... Be fun to see what happens next.


9 posted on 02/10/2023 2:06:25 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: OwenKellogg

Ocean’s Razor
The administration got so much grief over letting the balloon go for so long they had to come up with another instance where they appear to take decisive action.


10 posted on 02/10/2023 2:09:04 PM PST by No Party Affiliation
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To: RetiredTexasVet
They shot down the Badyear Blimp!


11 posted on 02/10/2023 2:09:05 PM PST by Bobalu (Unrepentant communists, NAZI’s and totalitarians of all stripe are bowing toward Davos)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
They shot down Itty Bitty Fang Fang!

-PJ

12 posted on 02/10/2023 2:11:13 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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” Hopefully a tic-tac type UFO.... Be fun to see what happens next.

Paging Klaatu, please pick up at the white courtesy phone.

13 posted on 02/10/2023 2:12:21 PM PST by The Duke (Never Retreat, Never Surrender!)
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To: 1Old Pro

it must be on our own drones they sent up, to shoot it down, so they could take credit for doing something, when in fact they did nothing of value...

They would do anything to cover up for their previous a$$ ki$$ing of xi and his CCP partners in crime... via the big balloon caper.

They take action to avoid taking the heat for their inaction... even if its a false flag move... to take down our own straw ufo target... aka... old drone...


14 posted on 02/10/2023 2:18:14 PM PST by MIA_eccl1212 (When the bad guys have leverage they use it)
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To: MIA_eccl1212

At this stage that is as plausible as anything else.


15 posted on 02/10/2023 3:04:45 PM PST by Ex-Episcopalian
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The first balloon it’s been reported it has Chinese and American parts in it.

Some other country weather balloon shot down to make Biden look like he’s on top of things then shoot down one of our own spent weather balloons?.

Would put any stupid idea pass that team.

Next Pop Corn was controlling them.


16 posted on 02/11/2023 10:30:27 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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