Thankyou for posting this.
Crap, I just ate some Taco Bell...
Well we know Taco Bell won The Franchise Wars.
Let me interview my ass for his commentary.
Damn, The Bee is good.
Taco Bell is for 0200 when shithammered on Jack Daniels.
Quite possibly some legal repercussions for this article.
But we still must all remember that eating Taco Bell or other Mexican food contributes to Global Warming. That’s because Mexican food is hot and spicy, leading to flatulence, a major portion of which is methane, a highly inflammable gas, as repeatedly proven in college dorm experiments, and METHANE CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING.
“Effective”?
What makes food “effective”?
The Bee is bust-a-gut funny!
Their food is safe.
Just don`t drink their water.
Nothing is 100% safe! NOTHING!
My nephew is a plastic surgeon in Florida for 10 years doing ELECTIVE plastic surgery. He would kill to achieve 99% success rate.
If you check into any hospital, there is less than 99% chance of you checking out alive.
As for Taco Bell, it is my favorite fast-food joint for 20 years. Never had any intestinal issues from it.
Put a spoon full of DAVE’S INSANITY SAUCE on your meal. Then eat some ice cream.
Next day you will be crying “HURRY UP ICE CREAM!”
Taco Hell
“Safe and digestive”
Taco Bell spokes-chihauhau Dr. Antone Farty is recommending everyone over the age of 8 to quarantine in the bathroom unless they can show their Taco Bell Perks card has been updated, proving they wont have explosive ****
Chino Cappuccino.... I an in tears here.
I roast coffee as one of my myriad of hobbies. Next roast I hand out to friends and family is going to be named that. I will not tell them to really think about the name till much later.
I am on the floor.
I’m still a Taco Bell denier.
Friday News DUMP !
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Sammy Skidmark from Brown Circle Speedway!
Back to You, Shlitz.
No comment from White Castle or Chipotle.