Posted on 02/10/2023 7:11:11 AM PST by Red Badger
Adult entertainment company CamSoda is offering the City of Philadelphia 1,540 gallons of Cheez Whiz-infused lubricant to help prevent Eagles fans from climbing light and utility poles after the Super Bowl. Photo courtesy of CamSoda
Adult entertainment company CamSoda is offering the City of Philadelphia 1,540 gallons of Cheez Whiz-infused lubricant to help prevent Eagles fans from climbing light and utility poles after the Super Bowl. Photo courtesy of CamSoda Feb. 9 (UPI) -- An adult entertainment company is offering the city of Philadelphia 1,540 gallons of Cheez Whiz-infused lubricant to prevent Eagles fans from climbing poles after the Super Bowl.
CamSoda said a truck loaded with 28 drums of lube, each containing 55 gallons, is being sent to the city to help prevent the famously rowdy fans from climbing street lights, traffic lights, utility poles and other structures if their team wins Sunday's game against the Kansas City Chiefs.
The company said each drum contains 75% lubricant and 25% Cheez Whiz, a signature ingredient in the city's famous Philadelphia cheesesteaks.
Philadelphia has famously used substances including Crisco and hydraulic fluid to grease up public poles in advance of big sporting events.
"Here at CamSoda, we know the people of Philly love the Eagles, cheesesteaks and wiz. We wanted to lend a helping hand to the Philly fanatics -- who have been known to take to the streets to celebrate a huge sports victory -- including dangerously scaling light poles," Daryn Parker, vice president of CamSoda, said in a news release.
"To protect raucous Eagles fans against themselves, we wanted to hand deliver a truck full of lube -- mixed with some delicious cheese wiz -- to grease the light poles in and around the city with. Lube proves more difficult to scale than Crisco," he said.
It was not yet clear Thursday whether Philadelphia officials would accept the offering.
NFL Ping!...................
Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz.
Win or Lose, Philly fans will tear the city apart...................
I think there’s a significant number of people who would climb the poles specifically to lick this stuff off.
Wow, that’s TWO articles that I thought were The Bee in the last two minutes, but were real! First Chick-fil-A selling cauliflower sandwiches and now this. I SWEAR they both have to be The Bee.
If you’ve seen the opening to Idiocracy, that’s the demographic for your average Philly fan.
They’ll be drunk by kickoff and the rioting will likely start at halftime.
The fine folks at The Bee are no match for reality!..................
Probably a good idea to just avoid downtown Philly on Sunday evening. Maybe that goes for every other day too.
Never having been to Philly, I thought a Philly Cheesesteak had real cheese, not this spray-can impostor...........
I lived outside Philly for my college years when I spent summers at my folk’s place. You are right. A real cheesesteak has only beef, provolone and fried onions on a soft bun. No wiz junk. No red sauce or ketchup. I really miss those sandwiches.
It’s a scheme to sell more tortilla chips.
You got my cheese whiz boy?-Blues Brothers.
Today’s snacking tip:
Back in my idiot years, (as opposed to my not quite as idiot years currently) We used to party hard, and one day we got the munchies and only had some cheese whiz and marshmallows left from the snack cache we brought along, and decided to combine the two. Burnt marshmallows and cheese whiz- surprisingly good combo, I think, i don’t know, I don’t remember.
"Thtuck! Thtuck!...."
🤢..............................😎
Now, the real question is how are they going to stop the fans from eating Horsesh*t if they win?
Yeah, I always thought “whiz” had a meaning other than cheese.
Lol, it may be gross, but I kinda remember it being surprisingly good- i could,be mistaken though- but then again anything tastes good when the senses are dulled lol and the munchie gene is running full blast.
I’m still stuck at processing for what purpose “Adult entertainment company CamSoda” makes this stuff.
In 55 gallon drums, yet.
Maybe I’ll move on... I probably don’t WANT to know! ;-)
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