James Bond producer says Bond will be a “thirty-something”, so who will it be?

James Bond producer says Bond will be a “thirty-something”, so who will it be? ^ | 1-5-2023 | Nancy Durrant

[Saije]

I mostly read the article to see how many of the possible replacements for Daniel Craig I would recognize. It was about 50/50.

[eclectic]

Should be a black lesbian.

[BenLurkin]

“He’s probably been in the SAS or something.”

Laziest back-story ever.

[Reily]

The Bond franchise should be retired. The original Bond in Fleming’s fiction was a WWII veteran. The creative geniuses of Hollywood ought to be able to dream up an appropriate MI6 replacement!

[imabadboy99]

Will end up being a black faggot so they can teach “bigots” a lesson. James bond the ladies man now only does women who used to be men. Ok and men too.

[OHPatriot]

More like will be a black Trans lesbian.

[jz638]

I hope it’s prince Harry and the whole movie is him trying to dodge bullets with Megan on speakerphone telling him about mundane aspects of her day and how inadequite he is. He’s fearless in the face of death because no death can be worse than another day married to that succubus. Megan will get no screen time but insist on a co-executive producer credit.

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Timothy Busfield was a regular character on Thirtysomething, so he should be James Bond. Timothy Busfield played a nerd in Revenge of the Nerds, also.

[SaxxonWoods]

A tranny.

[BenLurkin]

Hiddleston, Elba, and Mirren would all be better cast as Bond Villians.

[FlingWingFlyer]

A black lesbian from Haiti who is a Biden employee. Has to look like a Cabbage Patch kid.

[Dalberg-Acton]

This is how Fleming described Bond in his first novel Casino Royale; “Bond reminds me rather of Hoagy Carmichael, but there is something cold and ruthless.”

Bond isn’t supposed to stand out in a crowd or be remarkable looking.

[seowulf]

I hope it’s prince Harry and the whole movie is him trying to dodge bullets with Megan on speakerphone telling him about mundane aspects of her day and how inadequite he is. He’s fearless in the face of death because no death can be worse than another day married to that succubus. Megan will get no screen time but insist on a co-executive producer credit.

So, you want it to be a documentary.

[clintonh8r]

“Bond. Junk Bond.”

[nickcarraway]

Justin Bieber?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Joe Biden because he identifies as being a 30-year-old.

[PIF]

How can they credibly bring back a character they killed off in the last Bond movie?

They can’t, so it may as well be a black, lesbian, transgender, cross dressing, handicapped ‘thing’ in a wheelchair.

[BenLurkin]

Some say that this man is the “real” James Bond: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Reilly

[Ikeon]

Bond should be retired.. BRING ON THE KINGSMEN!

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

It will be a woke binary person with they/them pronouns.