Should be a black lesbian.
“He’s probably been in the SAS or something.”
Laziest back-story ever.
The Bond franchise should be retired. The original Bond in Fleming’s fiction was a WWII veteran. The creative geniuses of Hollywood ought to be able to dream up an appropriate MI6 replacement!
Will end up being a black faggot so they can teach “bigots” a lesson. James bond the ladies man now only does women who used to be men. Ok and men too.
I hope it’s prince Harry and the whole movie is him trying to dodge bullets with Megan on speakerphone telling him about mundane aspects of her day and how inadequite he is. He’s fearless in the face of death because no death can be worse than another day married to that succubus. Megan will get no screen time but insist on a co-executive producer credit.
Timothy Busfield was a regular character on Thirtysomething, so he should be James Bond. Timothy Busfield played a nerd in Revenge of the Nerds, also.
A tranny.
Hiddleston, Elba, and Mirren would all be better cast as Bond Villians.
This is how Fleming described Bond in his first novel Casino Royale; “Bond reminds me rather of Hoagy Carmichael, but there is something cold and ruthless.”
Bond isn’t supposed to stand out in a crowd or be remarkable looking.
Justin Bieber?
Joe Biden because he identifies as being a 30-year-old.
How can they credibly bring back a character they killed off in the last Bond movie?
They can’t, so it may as well be a black, lesbian, transgender, cross dressing, handicapped ‘thing’ in a wheelchair.
It will be a woke binary person with they/them pronouns.
These days? Probably Lizzo.
Give Hardy the Timothy Dalton treatment. He’s not that much older than Norton anyway. Then after 2 or 3 really violent pics, give it to Tom Holland.
It’ll be Jamira Bond, a 30-something who identifies as a non gender binary queer trans three spirit lesbian non-woman who speaks Spanish and Cherokee who is into fat-acceptance who identifies as a non-binary Basset Hound only during leap years and has a peanut allergy.
Bond had a nice long run. I’m sure Hollweird will ruin the franchise. Maybe a spinoff, with Q as the main character. I always enjoyed Q.
I’m not too concerned. The last James Bond movie I saw was one of the Roger Moore ones, whichever one had that spiral car jump.
A lesbian.