The only one of my relatives that I got to choose is my wife.
If a man has to "think" about what to do with his equipment, he has bigger problems than Alzheimer's. That kind of thing almost always comes naturally.
"Thinking" comes in handy when you need to stop/prevent what you're about to do.;-)
I’ll be 79 in January. Love ya Sod....Sac
The words include:
"You only think of luxury and wealth,
Everything you see you want,
Oh, my God, I miss Amelia,
Yes, that was a woman...
Amelia had no vanity.
Amelia was the real woman"
I always translated it as "Amelia; the righteous woman in God's eyes"
Fortunately, I was blessed and did it in reverse.
Yee. Haw...
This ain’t right and that is wrong
You just keep naggin’, all the day long
Its gotta stop, I don’t mean plea-ease
Now, you’re gonna change or I’m a-gonna leave.
- Hank Williams
If he went with the third one, she would have been able to afford a boob job, a makeover like the first one and buy him all the gifts that the second one did, and still be able to grow a fund for the future.
Avg cost of Breast augmentation is $4,516. but there are additional costs that make it range from $3,000 to $12,000.
They will all be different people in 10 years.
I married a woman with big boobs. She makes me very happy.
Who's this "we" you're talking about? I only turned 60 three weeks ago and as they say, 60 is the new 40!
Now, if I find the SOB that said that, I'm gonna bash him over the head with my new walker!!!
Go Asain young man.
LOL !!!
Pingy thingy.
You know that’s funny and a joke but has a kernel of truth to it especially for younger men.
You can buy a lot of things but it’s hard to buy a physical desirability which I guess in a way is natures method of expressing health and good genes.
He could have joined one of those Mormon renegade groups out west and married all three of them.
Ha ha!
Sad, but true.
Daddy always said marry a woman who won’t press charges.
I much prefer women with average breasts to tell you the truth, like in the sihouette below.
Not flat chested mind you, but average sized. The really big ones, like the real ones found on Dolly Parton or the artificially inflated ones, like the ones Tiffany the hairdresser would pay for with her ex's alimony check, are just not my cup of tea.
So going back to your example of potential wives receiving $5,000 each, assuming all three women are similarly endowed per the sihouette below, I would definitely go with the woman who took my original $5,000 and tripled it through investment, returning the principal back to me, and reinvesting the rest for our future. That sounds like a very handy woman to have for a wife.
I guess I'm just different like that.
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