[SamAdams76]

Good stuff and I totally get the humor but I don't fall into the "biggest boobs are the best" stereotype that us men are tagged with.

I much prefer women with average breasts to tell you the truth, like in the sihouette below.

Not flat chested mind you, but average sized. The really big ones, like the real ones found on Dolly Parton or the artificially inflated ones, like the ones Tiffany the hairdresser would pay for with her ex's alimony check, are just not my cup of tea.

So going back to your example of potential wives receiving $5,000 each, assuming all three women are similarly endowed per the sihouette below, I would definitely go with the woman who took my original $5,000 and tripled it through investment, returning the principal back to me, and reinvesting the rest for our future. That sounds like a very handy woman to have for a wife.

I guess I'm just different like that.

[upchuck]

I told a friend of mine a long time ago when we were in our late teens, “Anything more than a ripe handful is just wasted material.”