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Californians Move to Texas Episode 4: The Gun Range
The Babylon Bee ^ | November 4, 2022

Posted on 11/05/2022 8:11:27 AM PDT by metmom

The next installment of Californians Move to Texas.

Episode 4 - The Gun Range


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
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To: MiIIer_Light
Yet you keep naming big cities, is Texas also a hell-hole because every big city like Austin and Dallas and Houston are crap?

I’d take any of those cities (I’m a Houstonian) over anyplace in California. I lived and worked in Alameda County in 2016 and early 2017. I couldn’t wait to leave that state. I’ve never seen so much litter anywhere else in the U.S.

And it’s become even more expensive and tyrannical since then.

It has abhorrent liberals in ever major office.

Californians are coming to Texas in droves. That speaks volumes, Charles_Covington.

84 posted on 11/05/2022 11:11:57 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: MiIIer_Light
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85 posted on 11/05/2022 11:14:00 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: real saxophonist; Bikkuri; Jane Long
What was your previous name here?

Charles_Covington was one. I’d put money on it.

86 posted on 11/05/2022 11:14:52 PM PDT by Allegra
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I THINK one was the thread where we ticked off the admin_mod several months ago...


87 posted on 11/05/2022 11:19:21 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Allegra
You know what... I am thinking the individual may be ADD/ADHD because of the reactions relating to Calipornia triggers.

Very 1 track mind...
88 posted on 11/05/2022 11:26:00 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Bikkuri

Yep. C_C was always going on about California. Even when it wasn’t remotely relevant to the discussion.

And if I’m remembering right, he was a vax-pusher.


89 posted on 11/05/2022 11:32:01 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: metmom

That’s the best one yet! Tiffany is going to be a fine Texan! Now to get her to a Beto rally to hear him say he will take away her AR15! LOL!


90 posted on 11/05/2022 11:48:03 PM PDT by CFW
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To: MiIIer_Light
That would be a lot of cheating going a long way back. California has been a one party state long before 2020.

It's been building up to it ever since Prop 187 was overturned.

-PJ

91 posted on 11/06/2022 1:35:52 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: MiIIer_Light

Well...California, like all States, is majority rules. I’m sure some cheating occurs on local levels. But, because of the electoral college, Cali isn’t really in play, nationally. I’m in Oregon...vote-by-mail for a couple of decades. I’m sure there are incidents of illegal voting, but it has no real effect, nationally. We’re expected to be counted as seven blue votes when the election is certified. It’s the “swing States” that were flagrantly tampered with that have everyone convinced that 2020 was stolen at the presidential level. Going back to 2000, and quoting the late Tim Russert...”Florida, Florida, Florida.” The Presidency ultimately turned on 537 votes in one State. But there was s hell of a fight to determine which votes were counted.


92 posted on 11/06/2022 2:01:18 AM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: MiIIer_Light

You must be pretty old if you remember elections from the 1980s, but this isn’t about long-ago history, it is about California of the modern era.

It is hard to tell if you are trolling or truly as simple-minded as you appear.

You don’t seem to know anything about California or California politics and voting.


93 posted on 11/06/2022 4:10:14 AM PST by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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To: CFW

Mr mm and I are trying to guess what the next episode is going to be on.


94 posted on 11/06/2022 4:55:04 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: metmom

🤣🤣🤣🤣


95 posted on 11/06/2022 4:59:40 AM PST by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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To: MiIIer_Light

Interesting sounding California as not so lib links.


96 posted on 11/06/2022 5:19:23 AM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: Bikkuri

“I am thinking the individual may be ADD/ADHD...”

You know...you never see TexasGator and Miller_Light on the same thread together.

Makes you wonder...


97 posted on 11/06/2022 8:30:35 AM PST by moovova
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