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Rishi Sunak Elected UK Prime Minister (Satire)
10/25/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/25/2022 2:35:00 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Rishi Sunak was elected as UK Prime Minister. Rishi, an Indian Hindu, was elected to succeed Truss, a white supremacist, as Prime Minister after Truss's short lived but highly profitable stint as PM.

Rishi stated that his first goal would be to remain PM for at least one month which would make him eligible for a $120,000 a year retirement payment for life as a former PM. Things are not looking good as he was severely criticized on his first day on the job for not knowing how to wave, acting robotic, and not having any humanity. Even if tossed after a month, Rishi hopes to get his job back at Goldman Sucks as a globalist investment swindler, but if the Goldman Sucks job doesn't pan out, he will be able to leach off his wealthy wife.

Rishi predicted that his successor would probably be an ex-Goldman Sucks Pakistani Muslim investment banker with subsequent PMs being selected based upon woke equity among the 52 separate genders.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/25/2022 2:35:00 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Prince William has been replaced by Prince Arjuna...


2 posted on 10/25/2022 2:37:37 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: RetiredTexasVet

IMHO, Penny Mordaunt was the LAST HOPE for the UK Conservative Party. Instead they decided to be “Labour-lite” and overlooked her for the ditzy blonde and now the GLOBALIST Sunak.

God help the U.K.


3 posted on 10/25/2022 2:39:31 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX)
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To: House Atreides

God help the U.K.

At least Queen Elizabeth will miss this debacle.


4 posted on 10/25/2022 2:43:19 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: House Atreides

I think I kind of like the guy from what I have read about him.

Perhaps he is their Dinesh D’Souza and knows the British ideal better that the flubs. Grew up worshiping Thatcher. Let’s let this run for a while before we pick a side.


5 posted on 10/25/2022 2:45:56 PM PDT by KC Burke
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To: RetiredTexasVet
He does have a goldman smerk.


6 posted on 10/25/2022 2:50:15 PM PDT by Theoria
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Can nobody else see the problem with Rishi Sunak as Prime Minister?
7 posted on 10/25/2022 2:59:27 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: KC Burke; EEGator
Prince William has been replaced by Prince Arjuna...

Arjuna was tougher than any of the Windsors. Maybe smarter too.

Perhaps he is their Dinesh D’Souza and knows the British ideal better that the flubs.

Maybe. To me he looks more like their Paul Ryan. But we'll see.

8 posted on 10/25/2022 3:07:42 PM PDT by x
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For British Conservative Party mainliners Ryan would be too MAGA. I just hope to see some sort of fiscal toughness and someone ready to continue say to hell with the EU and the leftists.


9 posted on 10/25/2022 3:17:04 PM PDT by KC Burke
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He’ll hire only Indian people into the cabinet.


10 posted on 10/25/2022 3:22:48 PM PDT by oblomov
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He’ll hire only Indian people into the cabinet.

They can't do any worse than the white people who have been there.

11 posted on 10/25/2022 3:24:10 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Rishi: “I replaced Liz.”
Charles: “Same here.”


12 posted on 10/25/2022 5:04:41 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: EEGator

Just heard prime minister Sunak’s acceptance speech. He speaks with proper Oxford accent, better than either king Charles or his brothers.


13 posted on 10/25/2022 8:52:28 PM PDT by entropy12
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To: oblomov

How many dollars you wish to bet, none of his hires for high positions will be Indians?


14 posted on 10/25/2022 8:53:26 PM PDT by entropy12
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