Posted on 10/20/2022 2:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
It was announced today that the Prime Minister of the UK, Liz Truss, was forced to resign. This is partially true. In reality, she was not forced to resign because of pressure from her Conservative Part, but resigned of her own choice for a separate reason.
When confronted with the massive oil and gas shortage that was coming this Winter, Truss was handed a set of knee pads and a tube of Chapstick and told to take appropriate action with the heads of oil and gas exporting nations. Not only was she insulted by this request, but noted that the Chapstick tube was a hand-me-down from Boris Johnson and nearly empty.
It is rumored that Boris Johnson, the previous PM and head of the Conserative Communist/Fascist branch of the party, would seek the PM position again. Johnson, who was an expert at a$$ kissing, is expected to resolve the energy problem quickly.
Liz stated that she would seek more moral and ethical position as a prostitute or lawyer.
Excellent!
You should see if the Bee is hiring.
They didn’t give her the tube of KY jelly or did Boris use it all up?
Truss gave Britain a hernia..
The Liz vs. Lettuce memes are real.
Who is Number One?
“Be Seeing You.”
I know its satire, but its one of the most honest news summary pieces I’ve read in awhile.
Is she one who knows to much or too little?
You are number 6.
Or is that
You are, number 6
?
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