Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Real Reason UK PM Liz Truss Resigned (Satire)
10/20/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/20/2022 2:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

It was announced today that the Prime Minister of the UK, Liz Truss, was forced to resign. This is partially true. In reality, she was not forced to resign because of pressure from her Conservative Part, but resigned of her own choice for a separate reason.

When confronted with the massive oil and gas shortage that was coming this Winter, Truss was handed a set of knee pads and a tube of Chapstick and told to take appropriate action with the heads of oil and gas exporting nations. Not only was she insulted by this request, but noted that the Chapstick tube was a hand-me-down from Boris Johnson and nearly empty.

It is rumored that Boris Johnson, the previous PM and head of the Conserative Communist/Fascist branch of the party, would seek the PM position again. Johnson, who was an expert at a$$ kissing, is expected to resolve the energy problem quickly.

Liz stated that she would seek more moral and ethical position as a prostitute or lawyer.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn; vanity

1 posted on 10/20/2022 2:39:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet

Excellent!

You should see if the Bee is hiring.


2 posted on 10/20/2022 2:42:05 PM PDT by bigbob (z)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet

They didn’t give her the tube of KY jelly or did Boris use it all up?


3 posted on 10/20/2022 2:43:48 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (I miss Yogi Berra!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet

Truss gave Britain a hernia..


4 posted on 10/20/2022 2:46:01 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet

The Liz vs. Lettuce memes are real.


5 posted on 10/20/2022 2:47:09 PM PDT by cranked
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet
Isn't this about the time she disappears and wakes up in a replica of her apartment in an idyllic but inescapable location?


6 posted on 10/20/2022 2:51:46 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

Who is Number One?


7 posted on 10/20/2022 2:52:50 PM PDT by Billthedrill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

“Be Seeing You.”


8 posted on 10/20/2022 2:54:41 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: RetiredTexasVet

I know its satire, but its one of the most honest news summary pieces I’ve read in awhile.


9 posted on 10/20/2022 3:07:51 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Sivana

Is she one who knows to much or too little?


10 posted on 10/20/2022 3:36:09 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: wally_bert
“I know too much," said Horne Fisher, "and all the wrong things.”
― G.K. Chesterton, The Man Who Knew Too Much

11 posted on 10/20/2022 3:47:57 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Billthedrill

You are number 6.

Or is that

You are, number 6

?


12 posted on 10/20/2022 5:27:02 PM PDT by kosciusko51
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson