Posted on 10/14/2022 12:15:39 PM PDT by Twotone
Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don't worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn't be all bad! Let's look at the bright side, shall we?
Here are 9 great upsides of a nuclear apocalypse:
You never have to go to IKEA again: Never again will you have to navigate a labyrinthian hellscape of cheap furniture and meatballs! Yay!
You have this cool extra arm growing out of your shoulder now: You can multitask!
Flash from the explosion will burn out your eyes so you won't have to see whatever Lizzo does next: Praise be!
Your friends who made fun of you for keeping all your DVDs will be jealous since all the streaming services are down now: Who's laughing now?
Everyone will agree how terrible Biden was: At last, unity in America!
No more climate change: More importantly, no more Swedish teens lecturing you on climate change.
You'll finally feel vindicated for spending $7,000 on a chicken coop and raising chickens: Eggs are the new currency. You're rich!
The 750 hours you sank into the Fallout franchise won't have gone to waste: You've been training for this your whole life.
You'll finally have time! All the time in the world! Time enough to enjoy all your Tuttle Twins books! Now, where were your glasses?: *CRACK... "NOOOOOOOOO!"
See? Things won't be so bad! Now quit yer bellyachin'! And don't forget to take your iodine.
Brilliant! LOL
“Everyone will agree how terrible Biden was: At last, unity in America!”
Eh…no. Never happen.
RIP Burgess Meredith.
You'll finally have time! All the time in the world! Time enough to enjoy all your Tuttle Twins books! Now, where were your glasses?: *CRACK... "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Time to crack out my Twilight Zone DVDs that were in my last Amazon order before the bombs went off. What's this? They shipped the complete Twilight collection? NOOOOOOO!
(The 750 hours you sank into the Fallout franchise won’t have gone to waste: You’ve been training for this your whole life.)
My phone 📱 with the game crashed. Guess it will be more fun in real life.
I’ll need 5 Mr. Handy robots.
And 5 Gatling laser guns.
That Android cell phone 📱 just will not boot ..... Even tried all the backup measures.
Nope, Liberals (those that survive) will still be blaming Trump or Desantis or the Republicans in congress or who or what ever. Reason, Shame, Accountability are foreign concepts to them.
Another upside: ‘whyilovetexas111’ won’t be able to pimp that crap blog ‘19fortyfive’.
What does a nuclear holocaust mean compared to that??
Taking out the NE and parts of the East Coast wouldn’t be a big loss. Thin out the Progressive herd..
Thanks!
I won’t have to endure yet another Detroit Lions loss anymore.
What would happen to The Enemy Within if we are nuked? Will this mean they will have been backstabbed by the russians and the chinese, like they have historically done with their allies?
Or will we see everyone who is anyone on the ComSimp list magically have to go overseas?
Or in the case of an EMP, just not be in the public eye for a couple of days, all at once?
You missed the obvious one for our European chums...
Now you don’t have to worry about it being chilly in winter.
Ha! 19fortyfive has gone from plagiarizing gun articles to a more eclectic model of stealing every clickbait imaginable.
“No more climate change: More importantly, no more Swedish teens lecturing you on climate change.”
That’s because the Nuclear Winter will wipe out most of the Earth’s population.
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