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President Biden Issues Executive Order Concerning Inflation (Satire)
10/5/22 | RetgiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/05/2022 4:34:48 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Biden issued an executive order today concerning inflation. President Biden, becoming increasingly concerned about the rising inflation, issued an executive order to all departments, agencies and contractors of the US Government.

First, Hunter Biden is appointed as the Inflation Czar. President Biden appointed Hunter because he is the smartest person he knows.

Second, the amount to be forwarded to the Big Guy is going from 10% to 15% because of inflation. All departments, agencies and contractors are required to forward 15% of all bribes, kickbacks, etc. to the Big Guy's account.

Hunter, Janet Yelling and the Federal Reserve will monitor all of the member banks currently laundering the bribes, kickbacks, etc. to ensure that the 15% for the Big Guy is properly deposited.

Some of the bigger organization operations, such as the CIA drug running; DOJ/FBI gun running, extortion, civil asset forfeitures; DHS human and sex trafficking; FDA/CDC/NIH/Surgeon General pay to play bribes and kickbacks; etc. will be monitored closely to ensure compliance.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: retgired; sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/05/2022 4:34:48 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is better than “The Bee.”


2 posted on 10/05/2022 4:51:36 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This should also mean that Hunter’s highly prized art increases from $500k each to $750k with the usual amount to the “Big Guy”.. (Crack prices of course have dramatically declined due to oversupply streaming across the border)


3 posted on 10/05/2022 7:34:49 PM PDT by DazedVet (Self esteem cannot be taught in school but comes from actual achievement.)
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