Posted on 09/22/2022 2:58:45 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
California approved the composting of human remains today. Composting of human remains will be more ecologically friendly and efficient than either cremation or burning. Besides being ecologically friendly, composting will provide positive economic value.
During composting, maggots can be collected and processed as food. Maggots, when freeze dried, are indistinguishable from rice, which then can be used for Asian dishes, Rice Krispies, rice flour, protein bars, etc.
The completely composted remains, after the skeletons are ground up, can be sold to pig farmers for feed additives or for compost to local garden shops (Aunt Lilly's Garden Best Compost).
Those Tutti Fruitis who missed the Hale-Bopp Comet Express with Heaven’s Gate will love being turned into compost.
Got that Soylent Green vibe to it.
Damn shame they didn’t lead with their elected officials. I’d giggle if they got composted...but I wouldn’t eat anything grown on that patch of land.
A local Hoosier hog farmer composted his wife this way
They never found a trace of her after years of investigation
It beats Brown 25 by the Uranus Corporation from Kentucky Fried Movie.
O M G!!!! Now I will not be able to eat Rice Krispies or rice unless I put them under a microscope! The left ruins everything...even respect for the dead. Turn them into manure, grind up their bones for pig feed? No words, just no words.
I wish it wasn’t satire. And I also think that they need to disclose it’s use. I recall in Washington I think they have to or they were discussing that disclosure.
They need a modern version of that classic movie.
LOL, I have Kentucky Fried Movie on an old DVD. Under rated low brow comedy.
The grass is always greener...
Nice Tomatoes. Thanks I had help from my mother in law.
Gangbangers and Mafioso types are elated.
My hitchhiking experience in the 70’s involved a VW, but not the sheriff, and oddly her name was Isis.
I wish my fellow Texans would spend more time on trying to do something about the outrageous property taxes that are 2.5% in that state, instead of making up BS satire about California…
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