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California Approves Composting Of Human Remains (Satire)
9/22/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/22/2022 2:58:45 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

California approved the composting of human remains today. Composting of human remains will be more ecologically friendly and efficient than either cremation or burning. Besides being ecologically friendly, composting will provide positive economic value.

During composting, maggots can be collected and processed as food. Maggots, when freeze dried, are indistinguishable from rice, which then can be used for Asian dishes, Rice Krispies, rice flour, protein bars, etc.

The completely composted remains, after the skeletons are ground up, can be sold to pig farmers for feed additives or for compost to local garden shops (Aunt Lilly's Garden Best Compost).


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/22/2022 2:58:45 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Those Tutti Fruitis who missed the Hale-Bopp Comet Express with Heaven’s Gate will love being turned into compost.


2 posted on 09/22/2022 3:03:02 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Adolf Biden is a teenager killer.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Would you like a Rice Krispy treat, made by from Grandma?
3 posted on 09/22/2022 3:03:31 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Got that Soylent Green vibe to it.


4 posted on 09/22/2022 3:04:53 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Damn shame they didn’t lead with their elected officials. I’d giggle if they got composted...but I wouldn’t eat anything grown on that patch of land.


5 posted on 09/22/2022 3:06:34 PM PDT by Jhadur ("You are not ready for immortality.")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

A local Hoosier hog farmer composted his wife this way

They never found a trace of her after years of investigation


6 posted on 09/22/2022 3:08:12 PM PDT by digger48
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To: BBQToadRibs2

It beats Brown 25 by the Uranus Corporation from Kentucky Fried Movie.


7 posted on 09/22/2022 3:33:39 PM PDT by Waverunner
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To: RetiredTexasVet

O M G!!!! Now I will not be able to eat Rice Krispies or rice unless I put them under a microscope! The left ruins everything...even respect for the dead. Turn them into manure, grind up their bones for pig feed? No words, just no words.


8 posted on 09/22/2022 3:39:21 PM PDT by JoJo354 (I am in mourning for the United States of America.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wish it wasn’t satire. And I also think that they need to disclose it’s use. I recall in Washington I think they have to or they were discussing that disclosure.


9 posted on 09/22/2022 3:51:39 PM PDT by Reno89519 (FJB. Respect America, Embrace America, Buy American, Hire American.)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

They need a modern version of that classic movie.


10 posted on 09/22/2022 3:52:41 PM PDT by Reno89519 (FJB. Respect America, Embrace America, Buy American, Hire American.)
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To: Waverunner

LOL, I have Kentucky Fried Movie on an old DVD. Under rated low brow comedy.


11 posted on 09/22/2022 3:54:40 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The grass is always greener...


12 posted on 09/22/2022 4:00:21 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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Nice Tomatoes. Thanks I had help from my mother in law.


13 posted on 09/22/2022 4:11:46 PM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Gangbangers and Mafioso types are elated.


14 posted on 09/22/2022 4:32:33 PM PDT by T. Rustin Noone (This is exactly the same )
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To: BBQToadRibs2

My hitchhiking experience in the 70’s involved a VW, but not the sheriff, and oddly her name was Isis.


15 posted on 09/22/2022 4:34:18 PM PDT by Waverunner
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wish my fellow Texans would spend more time on trying to do something about the outrageous property taxes that are 2.5% in that state, instead of making up BS satire about California…


16 posted on 09/23/2022 12:04:12 AM PDT by CalTexan
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