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World Economic Forum Introduces Pumpkin Spice Crickets
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 09/12/2022 1:43:54 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
GENEVA — In order to both prod the human population as a whole to sample alternative food sources as well as capitalize on the annual fall craze, officials at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland unveiled their plan to introduce new pumpkin spice-flavored crickets.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bankerseatthem1st; globalistseatthem1st; klauseatsthem1st; soroseatsthem1st
You can bet Klaus and company aren't eating them.
To: Tench_Coxe
Klaus and the WEF can eat 💩! Hey, 500 trillion flies can’t be wrong.
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posted on
09/12/2022 1:45:29 PM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CBC, ABC, CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
To: Tench_Coxe
Every Christmas my son would get a box of freeze-dried sour cream and chives crickets in his stocking!
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posted on
09/12/2022 1:47:24 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/12/2022 1:49:17 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tench_Coxe
Drink ZE Bugs...
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posted on
09/12/2022 1:49:23 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/12/2022 1:52:11 PM PDT
by
exnavy
(Grow your faith, and have the courage to use it.)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/12/2022 2:09:40 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Tench_Coxe
I just love those folks at the Babylon Bee!
Hahahahahah..."Pumpkin Spice"...
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posted on
09/12/2022 2:31:02 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
To: Tench_Coxe
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/12/2022 2:54:39 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/12/2022 3:00:44 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Tench_Coxe
Mmmm Love the aroma.
Need the Soyent Green crackers with them. Why let grandma go to waste and make methane when she can make her grandson stronger!
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
09/12/2022 3:47:34 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
To: Diana in Wisconsin
That is hilarious, and highly likely to be true.
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posted on
09/12/2022 3:50:05 PM PDT
by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Can't they just send the serial killer instead?
Do they have no sense of decency?
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posted on
09/12/2022 3:52:31 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Dutch Boy
‘Tis The Season!
I love everything about Fall. Especially Hoodies and Yoga Pants. ;)
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posted on
09/12/2022 4:03:07 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: Tench_Coxe
Puts me in a holiday mood. Wiggling beetles in a chocolate fondue. Cockroach roasting on an open fire. That wonderful clattering sound when 1200 tiny cicadas tow Santa’s sleigh across the night sky. Ants and uncles coming to dinner.
To: Tench_Coxe
For Thanksgiving, it may be difficult to find a turkey bug, but you might be able to latch on to some of these land lobsters...
To: Tench_Coxe
... the WEF has tentative plans to develop other popular cricket flavors, including cheddar & sour scream, flamin' hot, and cool ranch crickets.If there were any chance at all of getting me to eat a cricket it would have to be a toasted cricket w/ hot chile coating.
The odds are still one in however many stars there are in the hundred billion galaxies of the universe.
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posted on
09/12/2022 6:02:45 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
09/12/2022 6:20:46 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
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