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King Charles Replaces Harry & Meghan With Two Corgis In Line Of Succession
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 09/12/2022 12:49:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux

In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's corgis.

"Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future King of England?"

The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news. "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will be in good hands. Or paws."

*snip*

At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition of calling everyone in her family racist.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; charlesiii; corgis; houseofwindsor; kingcharles; meghanmarkle; princeharry; unitedkingdom
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1 posted on 09/12/2022 12:49:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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The corgis are more intelligent and likable.


2 posted on 09/12/2022 12:51:20 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: RoosterRedux

Wales is ecstatic!...........................


3 posted on 09/12/2022 12:53:42 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: RoosterRedux

Love the Bee!


4 posted on 09/12/2022 12:55:34 PM PDT by Guenevere (“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
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To: RoosterRedux
The Corgis - Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime


5 posted on 09/12/2022 12:58:42 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (4,057,863 users on Truth Social)
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To: Col Frank Slade

So I’d already take a corgi to replace the Consort of Cornhole. But remember the movie King Ralph? Some of us think it was the clotshots that took out the Queen. If the rest of the English part of the clan took the shots they might very well find themselves down to a guy named Ralph. There’s no doubt a John Goodman type out there somewhere who didn’t get the royal shots?


6 posted on 09/12/2022 12:58:42 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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To: RoosterRedux

Lordy how I love The Bee


7 posted on 09/12/2022 12:59:02 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Col Frank Slade
Rumor has it that another favorite of the late Queen, the Duke of Mousehole from Cornwall, Sir Reginald as he is fondly known, was first considered, but he turned the new King down.


8 posted on 09/12/2022 1:00:17 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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I approve!

My SIL had a Corgi ... fabulous little dog, great & big personality.

Two downsides ... one minor, one major:

Despite being short-haired, they shed ... a lot.

Unfortunately, Corgis are on the list of dogs who commonly get DM. German Shepards, Irish Setters, and Chesapeake Bay Retrievers are also on the list. DM = Degenerative Myelopathy. My SIL’s Corgi did develop DM - very sad to see him lose his mobility & eventually, as he developed further complications, he had to be put down. We remember him fondly & miss him a lot.


9 posted on 09/12/2022 1:08:44 PM PDT by Qiviut (The unvaccinated, the chosen of the invisible ark .... (author unknown))
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To: RoosterRedux

I usually find the Babylon Bee both ubiquitous and annoying, but today, I like it! Nail on the head. A thought many of us wanted someone to express in public.


10 posted on 09/12/2022 1:09:57 PM PDT by lee martell ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

Actually not a bad idea


11 posted on 09/12/2022 1:16:17 PM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dreams)
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To: RoosterRedux

Good one!

LOL


12 posted on 09/12/2022 1:18:58 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: RoosterRedux

Great choice!


13 posted on 09/12/2022 1:22:20 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: RoosterRedux

As one of the corgis settled into his Royal Pillow, he became a lying, dog-faced, ponytail sniffer.


(Oh -- wait a minute -- that was the King of DC.   Never mind.)

14 posted on 09/12/2022 1:23:23 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: RoosterRedux

Replace Them Both


15 posted on 09/12/2022 1:24:05 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Photos of the Queen with US Presidents, My favorite is of her and Ronald Reagan riding horses.

https://www.aol.com/queen-us-presidents-riding-reagan-014532101.html


16 posted on 09/12/2022 1:27:24 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: RoosterRedux

I think the queen disliked cats.


17 posted on 09/12/2022 1:45:40 PM PDT by Jean2
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To: lee martell

The Babylon Bee has just insulted dogs—this is totally unacceptable.

;-)


18 posted on 09/12/2022 1:48:01 PM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: lee martell

The Babylon Bee has just insulted dogs—this is totally unacceptable.

;-)


19 posted on 09/12/2022 1:48:01 PM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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That’s really ‘Ruff!’
Considering it’s the Bee, I was halfway expecting to see photos of a Corgi wearing a Crown and an ermine collared cape.


20 posted on 09/12/2022 1:52:22 PM PDT by lee martell ( )
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